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Jake: I need help.
Zander: Two words.
Jake: I bet they won't be helpful.
Zander: Your. Problem.
Jake: I was right.

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Zander: "oh no we're all doomed by the narrative"
Zander: Maybe you are. I'm the narrative's favourite
[later]
Zander: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.

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Milly: I just kinda feel like we're meant to be friends. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other
Hailey: it's 3am and you're stuck in my window. How did you even get there?
Milly: Fate, I just told you. Aren't you listening?

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Zander: The only thing I commit to do is crime
Milly: And also Luke
Zander: And also Luke

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Jake: Lifehack
Jake: if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

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Zoey: You didn't hear it from me, but everyone thinks your gay.
Drew:
Zoey: Not me though. I know it.

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Luke: I think it's attractive when Zander.
Sean: When Zander...?
Sean: When Zander what?
Luke: *smiling* Yeah.

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Drew: You can't marry Hailey. She's not worthy of you!
Jake: it seems that someone will not be invited to the wedding.

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Sean: You're thinking way too much.
Milly: I really doubt that.

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Jake, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Zander: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

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Drew: Compliment me.
Zoey: You have eyes.
Drew: Yeah, that works.

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Jake: I just stubbed my toe.
Jake: but did I cry like a baby?
Jake: of course not.
Jake: A baby doesn't have the lung capacity for the sound i just made.

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Milly: 'Technically legal', the two best words in the the English language, right before 'cowboy spectacular.'