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Zander: Our first kiss was on a Tuesday morning
Zander: Our first I-love-you's were on a Saturday afternoon
Zander: but our first murder together?
Zander: *dreamy sigh*
Zander: It was a Friday - the day I knew he was the one

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Milly: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, litter again and I'll break your fucking knees

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Luke: You were reading my diary again weren't you?
Zander: How can you tell?
Luke: You corrected all my spelling mistakes

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Seán: how did you manage to burn the house down?
Milly: I was making a cake for Zander's birthday
Seán: What? Did the oven explode or something?
Milly: No, I put 84 candles on it, 'cause you know, he's 84 years old.

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Jake: I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out duck and I have similar ideas about what stuff duck should do

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Luke: What's your opinion on gay marriage?
Zander: As far as I'm concerned, all marriage is "gay" marriage.

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Hailey: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Jake: Lo siento Hailey. Estoy embarazada
Hailey: You just told me you're pregnant.
Zander to Jake: Congratulations. Your glowing

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Drew: sorry I was being weird last night, it was to move the plot forward

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Luke: I think your family liked me
Zander: my mum begged me to marry you as soon as you left

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Shannon: Your dad and I are having a child
Hailey: That's gre-
Shannon, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here

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Jake: I'm sORry Hailey, but you have to admit that they look similar-
Hailey: you asked me if my 'sugar' was 'raw Cocain'
Jake: it was an honest mistake Princess-
Hailey: I was stirring it into my tea???

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Milly: I'm going to eat this entire jar of salsa, and no one is going to stop me.
Elliot: Milly.
Milly: One person is going to stop me.

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*Zander is unconscious*
Seán: Oh my god, Zander's not breathing.
Luke: I can give him mouth to mouth.
Zander: *winks*