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Jake: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Luke: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Zander: No, actually he is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully.

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Zander, talking to Hailey: You are not in love
Zander: You might think you are, you dumb fuck
Zander: But, your not

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Drew: Whatever, I'm the worst
Liam: I'm also the worst

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Hailey: Hey
Hailey: do you know what bees make?
Jake: honey?
Hailey: yes dear?
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Liam: hi
Liam: do you know what bees make?
Drew: some stupid annoying sound
Drew: what the fuck do you want?

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Zander: I think all marriage is a sham. Apart from my own marriage to my darling husband Luke over there.

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Drew: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Drew: How does one turn their emotions off?
Henry: Okay, so first go to settings.
Henry: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Drew: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Hailey: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.
Milly: That's a trash can.

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Jake: What's your greatest fear?
Zander: Being abandoned.
Jake: ...
Jake: Damn, that's deep.
Jake: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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Drew: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Liam: But we lost Jake.
Drew: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Luke: you must calm down.
Zander: I thought we talked about this. You're supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!
Luke, holding Zander back from Jake: Not this time, my dear!

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Sean: What's two plus two?
Milly: Math.
Sean: ...I will accept that answer.

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Drew & Jake: *fighting*
Drew: I want a divorce!
Jake: we're not even married!
Drew: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!