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Zander: Where are my fucking keys?
Luke: Zander, Hailey and Daisy are around, can you say it a little nicer?
Zander: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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Sean, looking at a selfie of Milly's: I hate this photo.
Milly: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Sean: You're not smiling kindly,you look like you're up to something.
Milly: Up to kindness.

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Liam: Well I guess the real treasure was our days spent together. Am I right?
Drew: Liam. we spent every day together, treasure is the real treasure.

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Daisy: Christmas lights?
Hailey: Check.
Luke: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Hailey: Check.
Jake: Santa suits?
Hailey: Check.
Zander: Shovel?
Hailey: Check.
Milly: Alibi and bail money?
Hailey: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Zander: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Luke: There are no books in prison.
Zander: *sighs* Thank you.

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Henry: If Liam is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them!
Drew: But if they're not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them.

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Zander: Trust me. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be

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Hailey: Yes, I suppose I am a little bit stressed
[Earlier]
Hailey: *Screams through clenched teeth*

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Jake: Hey guys, today my little brother pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.
Jake: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.

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Zander: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Sean: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Jake: Ya know... it might be.

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Jake: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Milly: The cow??
Jake: What?
Sean: Milly, W H Y?

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*Milly falls over*
Luke: Milly! Are you alright?
Milly: Is that you, God?
Luke: What?
Milly: It's just, you sound a lot more like Luke than I expected.