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Luke: I leave in three days
Zander: do you want me to cry?
Zander: do you want me to cry in front of the club? Is that what you want?

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Seán: We got a big problem.
Milly: we should copyright that phrase.

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Drew: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

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Zander: you speak Italian right?
Hailey: Yeah?
Zander: great, teach me the swear words

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Hailey: IM NOT BI!
Luke: IM NOT BUYING IT
Luke: *turns up sweater weather*

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Milly: It's not Illegal
Police officer staring into Milly's car trunk which is full of McDonald's: it's just... there's just so much-
Milly: but it's not illegal
Police officer:

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Jake: Hailey, would you make me the happiest man alive... and
Hailey: Yes I'll storm Area 51 with you
Jake: HELL YEAH.

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Zander: we need to catch this punk.
Luke, sceptical: He's 83 years old.
Zander: You don't outgrow punk

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Milly: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Zander: *helps Bethany onto the counter*
Jake: *kicks Milo off the counter*
Milly: As you can see, there are two types of siblings

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Jake: Christmas gets so much harder as you get you older
Jake: "what do you want for Christmas" I don't know
Jake: financial security? A stable job?
Zander: a nap would be nice

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Drew: you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with alcohol.
Liam: Drew, no

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Luke: I love murder mysteries
Zander, trying to impress him: I have been a suspect in four murder cases

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Shannon: You're too skinny. Too much coffee, not enough pancakes.
Zander: I hope they put that on my tombstone