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Liam: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
Jake: Uh, this isn't really tilted. Or a tower.
Liam: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
Jake: I'd like to be in the Friendzone! I like friends!
Liam: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
Jake: I'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me!
Liam: That just makes you a beta cuck.
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Milly, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?
Zander: Other side, Milly...
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Drew: It's not our fault!
Liam: Yeah, but... Come on, the least we can do it talk to them.
Drew: No, the least we could do is nothing!
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Henry: If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur!
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Zander: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Luke: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Zander: I—
Zander: I don't know the correct answer to that question.
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Zander, to someone that angered them: *Holds two middle fingers*
Hailey: Can't say I'm surprised...
Milly: Yeah, flip em off, Zander!
Luke, confused: *Holds one middle finger*
Hailey and Milly, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Henry: Do dragons fart fire?
Drew: I don't know.
Henry: I thought you went to college.
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Jake, watching Henry and Liam fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Drew, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Jake: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Henry: Drew.
Liam: Drew.
Drew: Me.
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Milly: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Hailey: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Zander: So blurple.
Hailey: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Zander: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Hailey: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
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Jake: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?
Zander: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Jake: THE WHO?
Zander: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?
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