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Liam, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Milly: are you gay?
Zander: I want a lawyer.

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Zander: how are you supposed to be a strong, thrilling, powerful warrior and a lover.
Zander: with a name like Jake?

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Zander: if you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee.
Drew: if you were my husband, I'll drink it.

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Jake: Do you cook?
Zander: I made a cake once.
Luke: Yeah, it was good.
Zander: Really?
Luke: Don't make me lie twice, Zander.

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Seán: The shadow realm? No, I'm sending you to Ohio!

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Drew: You look good in that hoodie.
Zander: You know where else I'd look good?
Drew, zero hesitation: My bed.
Zander, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

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Jake: If we don't get out of this alive... If we're both about to die... I love you, Hailey!
*Neither of them die*
Hailey: ...
Jake: ...
Hailey: So do you wanna talk about somethi-
Jake: No thank you.

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Zoey: When I was married, you know what Drew often said to me?
Lia: Please stop sleeping with other people?

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Zander: I have issues.
Jake: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Zander: With you.

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Milly: Look at the buns on that guy!
Jake: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Seán: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Milly: I'm not going back to jail!

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Zander: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.

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Drew: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Liam: We have three actually-
Henry: Pick your favorite.

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Luke: What did you two do?
Milly:
Jake:
Luke: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Luke: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Zander a little bit.
Hailey, holding Luke's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Luke: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Hailey: My mistake.

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*Milly rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Zander: What's going on?
Hailey: Milly wouldn't drink water.
Zander: ...And?
Hailey: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Milly, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!