Chapter 23

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Jess, Steve and Dustin hid behind a set of plant pots as they searched for any signs of evil Russians

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Jess, Steve and Dustin hid behind a set of plant pots as they searched for any signs of evil Russians. Steve had binoculars to his eyes. ''You see anything?'' Dustin asked.

''Uh, I guess I don't totally know what I'm looking for,'' Steve replied.

''Evil Russians,'' Jess shrugged as if it was obvious which it basically was.

''Yeah, exactly I don't know what an evil Russian looks like,'' Steve admitted.

''Tall, blonde, not smiling,'' Dustin implied.

''Really Dustin?'' Jess rolled her eyes.

''Also look for earpieces, camo, duffle bags, that sort of thing.''

''Right, okay duffle bags,'' Steve muttered, searching the place with his binoculars. ''Oh you've gotta be kidding me?''

''What?'' Dustin and Jess both asked in unison.

''Anna Jacobi's talking with that meathead Mark Lewinsky,'' Steve exclaimed.

Jess rolled her eyes. ''Honestly babe if you're not gonna focus just give me the binoculars.''

Steve ignored her and continued eyeing the couple that he was watching. ''Aw, Jesus Christ, whatever happened to standards? I mean Lewinsky never even came off the bench.''

''Babe, you are the worst spy in history, you know that?'' Jess rolled her eyes again as she pulled the binoculars from around Steve's neck and put them around her own neck.

''You know sometimes I can't tell if you two are in love or you just hate each other?'' Dustin rolled his eyes.

''You'll understand someday, Dusty don't worry Steve and I are very much in love. Aren't we Stevie?'' Jess exclaimed, looking at Dustin and then her boyfriend.

''Of course, Jessie bear,'' Steve said, kissing her on the forehead.

''You two make me sick,'' Dustin rolled his eyes and pretended to make a gagging sound. ''And Steve I don't even know why you're looking at other girls you have the perfect one right in front of you.''

''You mean Jess?'' Steve questioned, pulling his girlfriend in close.

''Of course he means me, you dumb, dumb,'' Jess rolled her eyes and slapped her boyfriend playfully on the arm.

''Robin seems pretty cool though too,'' Dustin exclaimed.

''No, no, no she's not my type, Jess is. I mean Robin is not even in the ballpark of what my type is,'' Steve rolled his eyes.

''What's your type again? Not awesome?'' Dustin reminded his friend.

''Thank you,'' Steve said.

''Hm.''

''For your information, she's still in school and she's weird,'' Steve told Dustin.

''I'm still in school,'' Jess reminded her boyfriend with a playful arm slap.

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