Drunk Texts (Everyone)

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Thomas

Don't Answer! Has Caused Chaos!
I'm gonna ask out my girlfriend

Call When I've Caused Chaos☺️
Really? That's a big step in your relationship

Don't Answer! Has Caused Chaos!
Yeah but I love her. She has pretty eyes.

Call When I've Cause Chaos☺️
That's not a good enough reason to ask your girlfriend to be your girlfriend.

Don't Answer! Has Caused Chaos!
She's nice. And funny to. I'ma ask her out.

Call Me When I've Caused Chaos☺️
You do that Tommy. Do you need a ride home?

Don't Answer! Has Caused Chaos!
No Meanho gonna drive.

Call When I've Caused Chaos☺️
I'm just going to ask Newt. Be there soon.

Newt

My Love❤️
You talk all funny

My Blondie🇬🇧
We've gone over this love. I'm just British.

My Love❤️
And hot

My Love❤️
We should date. What do ya think

My Blondie 🇬🇧
We should. Do you need a ride home from Minho's?

My Love❤️
I'm not at Meanhoz

My Blondie🇬🇧
So you need a ride home from Gally's?

My Love❤️
To the hot Brit boys house. Yes

My Blondie🇬🇧
Okay love. I'm on my way.

Minho

Shank
Hiiiiiii!

Slinthead
Hi? Any reason you're up 2am?

Shank
Nooooooooo

Shank
You should be my girl. I have good hair like u

Slinthead
I have a boyfriend

Shank
Nooooo

Shank
I can fight him

Slinthead
I'll arrange it.

Gally

Secret Softie
I luv u

Mine
I love you to. You good?

Secret Softie
No. I need u

Mine
That's nice and all, but are you drunk or having an identity crisis?

Secret Softie
No. I'm always nice

Mine
Not over text, and your parents are gone so I'm going to assume it's the first one

Secret Softie
No. Just luv u

Mine
I'm coming over with Advil and water. Something tells me you're going to need it when you wake up

Aris Jones

My Girl🤍
I love youuu

Loverboy🤍
I love you to, but are you okay? It's late.

My Girl🤍
I'm texting youuu so yes.

Loverboy🤍
You're drunk, are you?

My Girl🤍
How'd youuu know?

Loverboy🤍
To many u's in your sentences. Do you need a ride home?

My Girl🤍
No. Ride to youuurs

Loverboy🤍
Okay bubs. Where are you?

My Girl🤍
The guy that makes the good stuff

Loverboy🤍
I'll be at Gally's in five minutes.

Brenda

Super Gay🏳️‍🌈
I need to tell you something

Bottom
Yes?

Super Gay🏳️‍🌈
I'm lesbian

Bottom
I thought you were American?

Super Gay🏳️‍🌈
This is why you're a bottom

Sonya

☀️My Sunshine☀️
We should get married tomorrow.

Angel💕
We're not eightteen yet. We just need to wait a little longer

☀️My Sunshine☀️
No. I'm looking at rings online. This one's cherry

Angel💕
Most people don't marry with ringpops, but yes. Do you know where you are?

☀️My Sunshine☀️
With Harriet

Angel💕
Okay. Do you want a ride home?

☀️My Sunshine☀️
No. To yours

Angel💕
Okay. Where are you?

☀️My Sunshine☀️
With Harriet

Angel💕
I'm just going to ask your brother

☀️My Sunshine☀️
What brother?

Harriet
PICK UP NOW😍
HIII!

✨Love Of My Life✨
HIIIIIII!

PICK UP NOW😍
HI! I LOVE YOU!

✨Love Of My Life✨
STOP YELLING! UR HURTING MY HEAD!

PICK UP NOW😍
WE SHOULD MAKE ARIS PICK US UP!

✨Love Of My Life✨
YES! WHERE ARE YOU?!

PICK UP NOW😍
BACKYARD!

✨Love Of My Life✨
ME TOOO!

PICK UP NOW😍
WE'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER

✨Love Of My Life✨
GAYYY!

Teresa Anges

My World🌎
Ur smart right?

Sweetheart
You've told me a few times, and I trust your judgement so yes. Why?

My World🌎
I can't find ur bedroom

Sweetheart
And where are you?

My World🌎
Somwhere with a swingy thingy

Sweetheart
Is the swingy thingy green and yellow?

My World🌎
Yes. Can u see the future?

Sweetheart
No lovely. You're in my backyard.

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