South Park Shorts

Random Headcanons #3

This is so Kyle centric 😭😭

-Kyle is a MAJOR germaphobe.

-Craig listens to the straightest music ever. Him and Clyde have a similar music taste but anytime Clyde says anything about it, Craig will deny it and says his music sucks. (He also listens to alternative music from like the 90s and stuff too)

-Stan will randomly just lay on the floor and will stay there for hours on end.

-Stan can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. He's just like that

-Kenny has piercings (specifically regular lobes pierced, septum, lips, and wants his belly button pierced and second lobes)

-Tweek still does boxing (mainly to let off some steam)

-Kyle oddly likes wrestling. He would never actually play the sport himself but he likes watching women's wrestling. (He thinks men's wrestling is insanely weird for some reason)

-Craig is the most supportive person in Tweek's life. He's not usually a vocal person but he goes to every single one of Tweek's boxing matches and will cheer him on and scream for him. When he wins, Craig will jump up and clap his hands and everything. Or when Tweek does anything, he'll ALWAYS cheer him on

-Kyle hates his hair being touched unless it's by whoever's he's dating and his closest friends. He used to be so insecure about it and will never really be used to having it out for everyone to see. But he LIVES for back rubs. He lovessss his back being rubbed.

-Kyle gets a massage once a month

-Stan will blast music at full volume and Kyle wears noise canceling headphones.

-Kyle is one of those wayyy too honest friends. Which, he's always good to have.

-Tweek, Craig, and Kyle helped the girls pick out their dresses for homecoming and prom.

-Trans Kyle!! (Not in every oneshot but some of them)

-Stan and Craig LOVES it when it rains.

-Kyle has a small collection of orange and green crystals. He doesn't know the names of them and he doesn't care, he just likes how they look