Random Headcanons #2

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I wanted to update sooner but I'm working on like five different oneshots right now and I want to make sure I like them and they're good before I just publish them

Just a reminder that in most of my oneshots, they're teenagers so these don't really apply to them in the show but like older?? They're aged up.

-Kyle NEEDS to sleep on a bed. He's so strict about it. The only time he will sleep somewhere other than a bed is if he's on a plane or in a car.

-Red, Tweek, Nichole, and Heidi are crystal collectors (Red and Tweek practice a little bit of witchcraft, they aren't big on it)

-When Stan was younger (9 or 10), Randy bought him a record player and he didn't use it for the longest time. It has just been sitting in his room forever. Until he was around thirteen and cleaned out his room (surprising I know) and he found it. After that, he bought a ton of records for it and now he uses it all the time

-The Goth kids found out that Kyle liked the cure and they said "that's kind of Goth" and Kyle freaked out because he thought he was part goth (like how he's part jersey)

-Often, Tweek will give the goth kids coffee and SOMETIMES they'll chat. They're acquaintances and Tweek is their favorite conformist.

-Stan is another one of their acquaintances, their second favorite conformist (still a little mad that he gave up on being goth)

-Craig is the type of person to be like "I don't make my whole personality revolve around being gay" and then tell someone to move because he's gay.

-Kyle gets absolutely LIVID when someone tells him to just "brush out his hair" or that he doesn't have to use product on his hair. He'll explain why he can't brush his hair out or why he has to use a lot of product in a ton of detail while shouting at them.

-Bebe and Kyle recommend each other hair products (bc they both of curly hair)

-Craig is a cat person. If he couldn't have guinea pigs he would most definitely have a cat.

-Wendy and Nichole tell Tweek ALL the drama. They always fill him in if there's something new

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