South Park Shorts

Tiktok Headcanons

I came up with this like right after I got out the shower

Take this while I'm writing like five different oneshots right now

I can also make a part two but it's gonna be tricky 😭😭

KYLE
-He definitely is on the millennial side of tiktok. He gets those videos of moms making lunch for their kids, cleaning videos. And he definitely gets those videos of millennials talking shit about gen z and he cringes so hard but it makes him laugh because it's stupid. Also Stan sends him those tiktoks of like 40 year old women with a random filter on and only has like 4 likes. He learns new hacks and facts and all that and he tells Stan about it.

-The videos Kyle makes are simple "day in the life" videos, his hair routine (he makes one every time his routine changes), trying out products for curly hair, things to help curly hair, etc. He also makes GRWM videos, posts his skincare routine, all that clean jazz. But he'll also post dancing videos to whatever tiktok dance is trending, he's VERY on trend. He has a good amount of followers, most of his fans are girls and love his hair videos. He also had tiktok when it was still musically so he knows like everything.

STAN
-He's for you page is filled with metal heads, people playing guitar, music fanpage edits (like Kurt Cobain edits, Dave Ghorl eidts, David Bowie edits, etc.), videos talking about daddy issues and just shit they went through as a kid. Alex G songs, fit checks from random teenagers that have a grungy style, and animal videos that make him emotional. Some times he'll get one of Kyle's millennial videos because Kyle sends them so much.

-He makes fit check videos to metal , Nirvana, Soundgarden, etc. songs. Stan also talks about his daddy issues but not in the way of how he deals with it, it's more like "when I'm laughing but then I remember my dad locked me in his car for almost two hours in 90 degree weather and almost suffocated when I was 5" way. Stan only has a couple thousand but he doesn't care about followers at all so it doesn't really matter to him if he only had five or a million.

WENDY
-On the feminist side of tiktok. Whole for you page is news on some type of discrimination or anti-something bill that's being passed in one of the states. She always tries to boost those videos, reposts them and everything. She also gets tiktok dancing videos and trending songs as well as GRWM videos, makeup, skincare, etc. Sometimes she'll get Kyle on her for you page, depending on the video.

-Wendy makes videos with Bebe and her friends, dancing videos, GRWM, makeup, skincare, and will make a video talking about some sort of issue that she thinks isn't being talked about enough. She's quite popular, she has a lot of diversity in her fan base. Some of them follow her for her makeup, GRWM, and skincare, others follow for her feminism and politics and other people in South Park follow her for her videos with other kids in South Park.

CRAIG
-Gets a lot of space videos, mostly talking about what moon phase is happening on a certain night or if you can see a planet in the sky on a certain night. He gets videos on astrology and celebrities Astro charts. He'll get guinea pig and cat videos along with that. ALSO, fan art (because it IS canon that Craig likes the yaoi pictures of him and Tweek).

-Craig doesn't really post. Maybe a few times a month but he isn't really active. When he does post, it's usually a fit check to a random song with Tweek. He'll post a random (but weirdly aesthetically pleasing) day in the life video and it's just a small date with Tweek. It'll go to a clip of their legs while walking and holding hands to a clip of Tweek at a restaurant or sitting next to him. Every once in a while he'll post a random photo dump. He has a lot of followers though because he's gay and everyone in South Park wants to be supportive.

TWEEK
-His for you page is filled with those people who make different coffees and he likes to make it for himself and try it to see if it's actually good. Other videos are fit checks, edits from whatever show he's watching (which scares him because like...how does tiktok know what show he's watching??), baking videos, and some animal videos.

-He doesn't post much because there's nothing for him to post. He'll post videos of himself baking (which is mostly cupcakes), random videos with him and Craig, and just weird, random shit he felt like posting. Like Craig, he has a lot of followers because he's gay. And even before that he was popular because he was GOATED at musically (yes, he had musically), but his musically is on his old account so he doesn't have those videos or followers anymore and it's almost impossible to find.

BEBE
-She's on the gay side of tiktok but like the cunty gay side of tiktok. She IDOLIZES Chrissy Chlapecka (same) and follows people like Daus (@/daus_mendoza) and other people like them. She gets those CRAZY story time videos while people do their makeup, GRWM videos, and those rich girl shopping hauls.

-This girl is SO active!! She's constantly posting. She makes GRWM videos while talking shit but has code names so nobody knows who she's talking about. And she LOVES making transition videos, she posts hauls and random lip syncing videos. She has a lot of followers because of her beauty and her attitude.