I don't know or care if they're in high school or college. I was thinking college since they live together but high schoolers can also move out or whatever. So it's your choice ig.
My first age regression oneshot in this book :D
Warnings: thumb sucking
Stan knocks on the bathroom door.
"Are you almost done in there?""Yeah! I'm doing my hair!"
Kyle exclaimed from the other side of the door."It takes you an hour to do your hair!"
The boy complained."It's not my fault I have curly hair! What's the rush anyways?"
The redhead said."Me and Wendy are going to the store and she wants to leave like now!"
Stan explained.Kyle sighs before he opens the door.
"Don't stink up the bathroom. And why are you rushing to go to the store? It's opened twenty-four seven.""I don't know!"
He exclaimed before it was nothing but silent between them.
"Well, can you get out?""No. I'm doing my hair. If I don't do my hair right when I get out the shower it gets frizzy and uneven. Right now, you using the bathroom is the least of my concerns."
The other boy claimed."Stan! Hurry up or I'm leaving without you and you don't get a toy!"
Wendy yelled from down the hallway."Hold on I'm using the bathroom!"
Stan yelled back."Seriously? A toy? Is that the only reason why you're going?"
Kyle asked."No! She said I can pick out what cookies we get." The boy responded, pulling his pants up.
"Now move, I have to wash my hands."The redhead sighed and moved away from the sink so Stan could wash his hands and get out of his way. While he's doing that, Wendy comes into the bathroom.
"I forgot to ask, was there anything you want from the store, Kyle?"
Wendy wondered."Uhhh, I can't think of anything but if there is something I need I'll message you."
Kyle responded, staring into the mirror as he scrunched some of his hair."Alright, come on Stan."
She smiled.
"Are you sure you don't want to come, Kyle?""Yeah, I'm sure. I don't want to go outside with my hair wet and I have a ton of homework to do."
He claimed."Laaaame!"
Stan exclaimed."Shut up, short stack!"
Kyle insulted, pushing him out the bathroom and messing with his hair, almost touching the mirror because of how close he was to it."Why do you care so much about how your hair looks anyways?"
He asked."Because I don't want my hair to be all poofy and frizzy. I like my curls defined."
The redhead stated."You look good no matter what but whatever you say!"
Stan said.
"Anyways, cya later, Ky! Hope you have fun studying or whatever school thing you need to do."
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