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Random Headcanons

These are just random things about some of the characters that will be canon in my oneshots. I felt like I had to make this so you guys would know(?)

Also in most of my oneshots, they'll be aged up to teens.

-Cartman, Butters (or Marjorine), Jimmy and Kenny, and Heidi, are the shortest in their grade. Kenny is the tallest out of that group and Cartman is the shortest.

-Kyle, Bebe, and Craig are the tallest, Craig being the shortest out of that group and Kyle the tallest. (They aren't like 6'5, Kyle is 5'10 though in my high school AU).

-Tweek, Wendy, and Stan are like decent heights, a little over the average height but not like fucking giants.

-Stan has a grungy style kind of. He wears darker and a LOT baggier clothes. Blue/grey (very) baggy jeans, black hoodie (that's most likely Kyle's) with an oversized dark red tee shirt over it to layer. Also with a beanie and vans.

-Kyle wears converse but only the high top ones.

-Stan has bleached hair but he doesn't redo his roots.

-Cartman never changed, he just got more creative with his insults

-Bebe is lesbian in every oneshot I write!

-Towards the end of middle school, everyone started to resent Cartman. Sure, he was still friends with Kenny, Kyle, and Stan but they distanced themselves from him. But he didn't really seem to care.

-Tweek is friends with all the girls (closest to Nichole and Wendy though)

-Craig is very good friends with Bebe (they're gossip buddies)

-Kyle ended up becoming friends with Wendy since they're very similar people (personality wise) and have a lot in common when it comes to politics and all that stuff. And they're also like the biggest feminists ever.

-Kyle also became somewhat close with Heidi in middle school like after her and Cartman broke up. They ALMOST dated but they never like made it official or anything. Her and Wendy were also the first people that Kyle came out too when he found out he was gay.

-Bebe does anything in her power to make men uncomfortable in a way. She'll talk very loudly about girl problems, wear her mini skirts and thongs, etc.

-Cartman still targets Kyle and Wendy a lot and tried to make them miserable.

-When Tweek gets older, he's a lot less anxious. He still kind of screams or growls randomly but it kind of stopped but he still twitches a lot. He's in a lot more control of his emotions.

-Tweek also does boxing, so he's a good fighter and has been in fights with random students before. He scratches a lot in fights though, but that's what kind of gives him the upper hand. He's almost fought Cartman so many times.

-Craig, Stan, and Kenny are stoner buddies, sometimes other people will join but it's mainly them. (I don't see Craig ever smoking but I've seen many fan art and stuff on tiktok with this and it's fun to write so I'm gonna keep it).

-Clyde is still a crybaby. But thinks everyone wants him and is all flirty and shit. (Negative rizz tbh).