South Park Shorts

Stendyle Headcanons

On my Stendyle fuel rn so take this while I work on oneshots!!

-Kyle keeps track of Wendy's period and will let her know when it's about to start. (He keeps track of everything)

-They don't ever spend the night at Wendy's because she has the tiniest bed and Stan and Kyle will be forced to sleep on the floor. Wendy will sleep on the floor with them for that but her floor is so uncomfortable for no reason.

-Everytime they have a sleepover, it's almost always at Stan's house. He (surprisingly) has the biggest bed and his parents don't care if he has girls over.

-Kyle is a blanket hog! He will keep the whole blanket to himself and Stan and Wendy have to pry it from him in his sleep to get warm at night.

-Stan is the deepest sleeper ever know to man. His alarm clock is loud as shit but he will never wake up to it, even if it's right next to his ear.

-Wendy will always sleep either in the middle or by the wall. Last time she slept on the other side of the bed, she was kicked off the bed by Stan. So now he's forced to be on the outside of the bed and her and Kyle switch between the wall and the middle.

-Wendy and Stan got back together in the sixth grade and they stayed together through the rest of middle school and high school. During the beginning or middle of summer, Kyle confessed his feelings for the both of them. Both Stan and Wendy knew they both liked Kyle but the conversation never really came up between them. They (obviously) accepted his feelings and they went out on a date.

-Their first ever date was six flags and Stan forced them to go on all the roller coasters. (Spoiler alert: he was the only one scared and ended up puking)

-Whenever Stan talks about a new music artist he likes, either Kyle or Wendy will get him the record for whatever album he likes best by them. (Because Stan has a record player)

-Before they all got together, Kyle would ask Stan about relationship advice and how to ask someone out without him knowing that he was talking about him and Wendy the whole time. (Though he made it very obvious)

-Stan is definitely the clingiest out of all of them. Kyle and Wendy are equally over protective. Though, Wendy gets jealous more easily and more often.

-It's kinda crazy how Wendy and Kyle really got Stan wrapped their fingers. They could beat the shit out of him and hit him with a giant ass truck and he'd still be head over heels for them.

-One of the first times they ever went to a party (or dance) as a throuple, they dressed nicely, (Wendy wearing a nice dress and Kyle wearing a suit) and Stan puked when he first saw them.

-They try so hard to get into each other's music but it's so hard since their genre's are so different. Kyle and Wendy get along with music since they listen to whatever's popular and Justin Timberlake. But Stan listens to rock music and metal from the late 1900s.

-Stan will call Kyle and Wendy conformists as a joke.