South Park Shorts

Pet Headcanons

Adult AU, obviously. Think like the normal age a couple would move in with each other. Maybe late twenties??

CREEK:

-They got 2 guinea pigs

-Stripe #9 and Spots

-Stripe is light brown and white (like Craig's guinea pig in the show)

-Spots is tan (and she don't got any spots)

-Tweek wants to get a dog though. Specifically a golden retriever or a Labrador retriever and he's name it Astro (basic but it's still cute especially because Craig loves space)

-It was just supposed to be Stripe #9 but Tweek read somewhere that guinea pigs get lonely and he felt bad so he got another one.

-At first, Stripe #9 challenged Spots to a fight to the death but they got along by the end of the day.

STYLE:

-They got a dog.

-As much as Stan loves and adores animals and wants a whole fucking zoo, Kyle told him to limit the pets and if they were going to get another pet, they would get a cat.

-The dog is a labradoodle named Joan (Stan named her that because of Joan Jett and the Blackhearts and he loves her music)

-If they end up actually getting a cat, they're naming it Taylor. (Taylor Hawkins, ex-drummer for Foo Fighters, Stan is also a fan of that band. Also Kyle likes Taylor Swift).

-They ended up getting Taylor a year and a half after they got Joan.

-Joan and Taylor get along extremely well. They sleep next to each other and sometimes play with each other.

BENDY:

-They got a cat.

-Wendy named him Stormi because it's a dark gray cat and they found the little guy during a thunderstorm.

-Bebe wants a dog but that wouldn't work out in their favor because her and Wendy have an obsession with plants and the dog could ruin the plants.

-If they did get a dog, Bebe wants it to be a poodle or a havanese. She's gonna name is Chanel of Louis. (Because she likes them expensive brands)

BUNNY/KENJORINE:

-They got a literal bunny. Butters named him Mari (there was no reason, he just liked the name)

-Kenny has a cat that an indoor and outdoor cat. He named her Arwen. (Again, no reason, he just liked the name)

-A fish named Zeus and for some reason, Butters loves the absolute shit out of this fish.

-Kenny swears he won't use Arwen to cheese again. (He did it ONCE with Arwen)

-Mari and Arwen do not get along at all. They hate each other. If Arwen is in the house, they won't take Mari out the cage.

STENDYLE:

-They got a cat named Freddie and another named Brian. (Another music based name)

-They named them Freddie and Brian bc they didn't know what to name him and they all like Queen so yeah.

-Stan wanted to name Brian Kurt because Stan loves Nirvana. But Wendy insisted that they should both have names from the same band and they didn't want to argue about a cat's name.

-Stan is attempting to persuade them to get a dog and they're going to name him Kurt. He specifically wants a alaskan malamute bc it's fucking adorable and it's all the more reason for Kyle and Wendy to adore it.

-Freddie and Brian used to not get along. They would usually hiss at each other (bc Freddie was jealous) but they were kinda forced to get along

-Wendy got a fish and she named it Iris. (She loves her plants what else do I say 🤷‍♀️)

STYLENNY:

-Two dogs. One is a bulldog named Percy (Kenny thought it was a good name)

-The other is a afghan hound named Jimi (Stan named it that because for whatever reason the dog reminded him of a hippie and he thinks Jimi Hendrix is a hippie)

-Kenny also has a snake named Mufasa. He wanted to name it after the Greek Goddess Medusa but the snake was a guys os he thought he should have a more masculine name. If he ever gets another snake, he'll name it Medusa.

-Percy and Jimi kinda get along. Depends on the day. One minute they'll be playing and the next minute Percy will be pulling on Jimi's fur.

-Kyle isn't a big animal person (don't get me wrong, he likes animals just not as much as Stan does) but for some reason, he has a weird attachment to them. He likes messing with Jimi's fur and he ADORES Mufasa. He loves Mufasa so much. He loves holding him or just staring at him.