Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

The Package is in the Open

The package is in the open

Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing on top of Blue Base.

Church: Let me get this straight.. You gave this guy our flag?

"I mean.... Donut did just bought it." Star said as everyone else chuckled.

Caboose: Is that bad?

Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad. Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole goddamn base?

"So basically yeah. It's bad." Luz said. "Heh! Imagine if one of our enemies helped us blow up their stuff?" Anne said as everyone thought about and laughed at the thought of their enemies helping them destroy their own stuff. "Although, we couldn't blow up Andrias's castle since Marcy was still in there." Sasha said. "Yeahhhh...." Anne said. "Uhhh enough bad memories let's continue!!" Marcy quickly said as she presses play.

Tucker: There, there he is.

"Pfft! He sounds like a little child when he said that." Molly laughed. "Heh. I like to imagine him pointing as well." Mabel said.

Church: (looking through the sniper rifle) Where? Oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.

Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.

Cut to Donut looking around the canyon.

Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?

"Yeah! Smart!" Scratch said as he laughed. "How did he even get lost? The canyon doesn't look that big?" Amity said in confusion. "I think we knew a long time ago, that he's not exactly smart." Marco said.

Cut to Church, Tucker, and Caboose.

Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.

Tucker: Oh man, that means it's their Sergeant.

"And that's why he needs a new armor color." Molly said. "What other shades of red could be use?" Dipper asks. "Well there's.... Carmine, Falu red, chestnut, candy apple red, coral, amaranth, Ruby red, Venetian red, wine, tomato, USA flag,-" Mabel continues to list every shade of red that she knows until. "I-I-I think we're good girl." Anne said stopping Mabel. "Sorry." She said.

"I didn't realize there were so many shades of red." Luz said. "I don't even know half of those names." Sprig said. "There's actually a color called USA flag?" Marco said.

Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.

"Defenses?" Sasha gawked in disbelief.

Caboose: Uh, you know.. he came in the back door where you guys were standing.

"Looks like the rookie does have a brain." Scratch said.

Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.

Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge.

"Oh man. We barely even knew him." Star said in sadness. "I don't want to see someone die!" Molly said until....

Cut to Donut as Church shoots four times but misses.

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"WHAT THE FUCK/FROG WAS THAT!?!!!" Sasha, Marcy, and Polly said in frustration as Molly and Star sighed in relief. "How could be miss!?" Polly yelled. "He wasn't even moving quickly!" Marcy said. "And he just started shooting the sniper rifle repeatedly without thought." Sasha said. "Yeah, he didn't even aimed." Sprig said in annoyance and then adds. "It took me years to get used to using my slingshot and how to aim and this "trained" soldier couldn't even use a weapon that is long range."