Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Sweet Ride

The Warthog faces the Reds and Doc.

Simmons: Okay, I get it. You built a remote control for the jeep into Lopez.

"That's a basic recap of what we know, but yeah!" Anne answers.

Sarge: Yep. But there's no way anyone could have found out how to turn it on. I hid it in a place no one would ever look.

"I mean.... I certainly wouldn't look there." Sasha says. "Or anyone for that matter." Dipper said. "That actually gives me an idea." Polly said with a smirk.

Sarge: Unless... (turns to Donut) Hey, Pretty-in-Pink, were you messin' with my robot?

Donut/Luz: What're you asking me/him for?

"Just because he has pink armor doesn't mean he's gay." Marco said.

Grif: So someone else controls the jeep right now? And the big gun attached to it?

"Oh man, I didn't think of that!?" Dipper said. "That would certainly be a problem." Sprig said. "Well, for anyone whose not a ghost." Scratch said.

Sarge: Oh, get a pair, you bunch o' Barbies.

"Geez, how many girl insults can this guy think of?" Sasha asks.

Sarge:Even if they've figured out how to turn it on, they'd never know the set of code words to control it. Only me and my diary know that.

"Pfft! I can almost imagine his dairy having guns on the cover." Molly said with a snort.

Cut to Church, Tucker, and Caboose standing on top of Blue Base, a beeping noise is heard very faintly in the background.

Church: There, you hear that?

Tucker: Is it like a screaming, high pitched whistling noise followed by a series of random clicks?

"Ummm no?" Marcy says in concern.

Church: No, it's just like this constant "beep beep beep" noise.

Tucker: Oh. Then no, I don't hear anything.

Church: Do you eh, wait - do you actually hear a series of whistling noises followed by some random clicks?

"A very fair question to ask." Dipper says.

Tucker: No, I was just tryin' to be helpful.

"Oh." Marcy said with a really look.

Church: Yeah, well, you're failing.

Caboose: All I hear is that voice, you know, telling us to kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us.

"That is very concerning?" Sasha says in worry. "That's obviously O'Malley's doing." Dipper said. "Yeah, those two really need to notice or doing something before it's too late." Anne says.

Church and Tucker: ...

Caboose: Wait, you guys don't hear that?

Church: Oh man, I can't take this any more. Tucker, you're gonna have to do something, man, this beeping is going to drive me crazy.

Camera zooms to the Warthog with Church's words "going to drive me crazy.. drive me crazy.." echoing in the background.

"Thatssss not a good sign." Marco said knowing where this is going.

Warthog: (emits a series of beeps like the beginning of a dial-up connection) Drive.

Sarge: Jumpin' Jehozafats, they've cracked the code. Those dern windtalkers.