Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

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Fade in to the spacehip.

Church: What the hell is that tapping noise? Sounds like Morris Code.

Simmons: Morse.

Church: Sheila, if he corrects me again, please make him blow up.

Sheila: Ah huhah, sounds like fun. (trains her turret on them)

"Yeah, it might not be a good idea to correct the guy who has a tank." Marco said.

Church: Well what does it say?

Grif: It says "tap tap tap." We don't know.

"Does anyone know morris code?" Star asks. "No." "Nope." "This is the first that I am hearing about it." Everyone began saying.

Simmons: We were trying to translate it when you showed up an interrupted us.

"You were?" Sasha says in disbelief of that fact,

Church: No, when I interrupted you, you were standing around doing nothing. Just like the last fifty times I interrupted you guys. Oh wai-wai-wait, listen listen! Listen, it says, "Red... sucks... balls." Hey, look my new ship can talk! And it knows things. That's a good ship.

Simmons: It's not your ship, it's our ship. We called it, and it came.

"Nooo.... You did called for a ship. But this one probably came for a completely different reason. It just so happened to come after Sarge called for one." Dipper said. "Yeah and I doubt that the ship would've come that fast." Marco said.

Church: I don't know, I don't see any markings on it.

"Neither does the tank or warthog, so does that mean they're not yours?" Polly sarcastically says. "Wait? If none of the vehicles of color markings. How would one tell who's who? Mainly the ones that aren't open for them to see who's on it." Anne asks. "I guess command was too cheap to give color codes for their vehicles or they just give them whatever is in their inventory?" Marcy said.

Simmons: It landed on Donut!

"That's not a marking!" Amity yelled.

Sheila: That was fantastic.

Church: How in the heck would that mean- oh wait, the pink guy? Oh, I actually liked him!

Grif: Seriously, what's with all these feelings for Donut?

Simmons: You can't have the ship.

Church: I'm not asking for it: it's already mine. Right Sheila?

Sheila: Actually, I kind of like it. I think it is mine.

"Pfft!! Now it belongs to Shelia." Luz snorted. "So much for it being the blues ship." Star laughed.

Church: Hey are you okay?

Simmons: (under his breath) I think there's something wrong with the tank.

"Glad to see somebody noticed." Dipper said.

Grif: Yeah, I noticed.

Simmons: I've got an idea.

"Think carefully, Simmons." Marco said.

Grif: Whoa, okay hold on a second. Before you get too deep in to this, let me remind you that we don't exactly have a good track record when it comes to our plans and that tank.

"Yeah, I would listen to Grif on this one. What we your planning could end in death." Molly said.

Simmons: Come on Grif, I think the tank's malfunctioning.