Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Last Words

The Warthog has Sarge pinned and is slowly firing closer and closer to his head. Doc is still impotently sitting in the driver's seat.

Simmons: Okay, we gotta do something here guys.

"No duh!" Everyone yells out.

Donut: You're right. I got dibs on Sarge's armor.

"Give it a rest Donut. Your just stuck with that armor." Mabel said. "Yeah, and calling dibs on a persons armor as they are about to die is just mean." Molly adds.

Cut to Blue Base with Tucker kneeling in front of Church. The beeping is still heard.

Tucker: Okay, Church, you ready? I'm gonna yank the wire.

"That's what she said." Luz chuckled.

Cut to the Warthog and Sarge.

Sarge: Grif, if you see Lopez, tell him I forgive him. Tell him.. he was like a son to me.

Grif: I thought Simmons was like a son to you?

Sarge: No offense, Simmons. Lopez and I just.. understood each other better.

Simmons/Dipper: Understood? He refused/He was unable to speak English!/?

Grif: Yeah, and he ran away the first chance he got.

"Well, he was possessed but none of y'all know that." Anne said.

Simmons: And now he's trying to kill you with a remote control jeep.

Sarge: Ahhhh, what a little rascal.

"Little?" Sprig and Sasha both.

Cut to the Blues.

Tucker: Alright, here goes nothin'. One... Two... Three! (pulls the wire, there's a small electrical sound, and the beeping stops)

Church: Oh god, yes! Finally! Some freakin' peace and quiet! I thought that was gonna drive me nuts! ...Hey. Why can't I move my legs?

"Welp, I see that Sarge's wiring certainly needs fixing." Polly said. "Then again, the switch was put on the lower half and Tucker must've pulled the power circuit wire to Lopez's lower half." Amity said.

Cut to the Warthog which stops firing.

Warthog: (emits its series of beeps, shutting down) Signal lost.

Grif: Wow, that was a close one. Are you okay, Sarge?

"Yeah, no thanks to you." Star said. "The problem kinda solved itself." Mabel laughed.

Sarge: Ah, horse puckey, I'm fine. Although I do have to admit, maybe a little bit disappointed.

"Disappointed?" Sasha says in confusion.

Simmons: It's okay, sir. I know that you said a lot of things that you didn't mean. People say crazy stuff when they're faced with their own mortality.

"I know that feeling." Anne said as everyone else said. "Me too."

Sarge: It's not that. I just felt like I could have taken him.

Grif/Marco: Taken who? The machine gun?

"Yeah, he's clearly suffering from a near death experience." Sasha said. "I know that feeling." Marcy said as Anne pats her back in sympathy.

Sarge: Oh he was a worthy opponent to be sure, but right at the end there he was beginning to show signs of weakness. Cracks in the armor, if you will.