Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Calm Before the Storm

Fade in to Simmons talking to Sarge from the safe confines of the Warthog

Simmons: Okay, so let me get this straight... they were talking... to the bomb.

"Without context, it does sound unbelievable to hear." Luz said.

Grif: Dude, I don't know. They mentioned something about candles and a bubble bath, and they were playing some kind of a New Age CD. It's like a Yanni fan club meeting.

"Ahhh, the candles, bubble baths and listening to CD's are nice." Anne said happily. "Agreed." Sasha, Amity, Molly and Star both said.

Sarge: That makes no sense at all. Did you wanna translate for us Pinky Pants?

"Yeah, I don't get it?" Polly said in confusion.

Donut: My guess is that they're trying to get the bomb to do something for 'em.

"And bubble baths are supposed to do that?" Polly asked in more confusion.

Simmons: And all that sweet talk and candles will work on a bomb.

Donut: It would work on me!

Sarge: Doncha see what they're tryin' to do?

Grif: No. Isn't that the point of this conversation?

"Yeah?" Polly said.

Sarge: The Blues are obviously trying to coax the bomb into rearming. They're about to launch an attack. On us!

"And they need a bomb to do that?" Sasha said in disbelief. "Yeah, wouldn't it just be faster to just attack with their guns? If they were actually gonna attack them!" Marcy said.

Grif: Why would they do that?

Sarge: Because they're Blues. Somebody get this kid the manual.

"I think Sarge has been in the army a very long time." Mabel said.

Simmons: Oh-ho, I hate the Blues.

Sarge: That's the spirit Simmons.

Cut to several Lopezes in formation

"And cue the actual threat." Dipper said.

O'Malley: Hoohoohoohohahaha. And now the hour is at hand. It is time, my robot minions.

Doc: He means robot miniones. Where's your cultural sensitivity?

"Where's yours? The Spanish word for minions is el Esbirro." Luz said. "Yeahhh, just because you put a õnes or es dosent automatically make it a Spanish word." Marco said.

O'Malley: Oh shut up. At last, we will seize our destiny!

Doc: Do we really have to seize destiny? Can't we just invite it to join our online circle of friends?

"She's not interested." Scratch said.

O'Malley: Quiet you fool. And quit sending me those invites. They're repulsive. Prepare for battle! We will break upon their fortress like an evil wind!

"Hey, do you feel that wind?" Luz joked. "Nope!" Anne laughed. "I feel like a tornado would be better." Dipper said.

Doc: Oh.

O'Malley: Crushing our opponents with lightning speed! Attack!

"Looks like things are about to get bad." Amity said. "Yep! .....for the third time this season." Star said. "And it's only season three." Anne said. "Heh! I wonder if O'Malley is gonna attack the reds and blues four times next season." Luz laughed. "It's crazy how he has been a threat more times in one season than most villains." Marcy said.