Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

The Arrival

Fade in to a wide shot of Blue Base

Church: Uhh, I don't believe this.

Doc: It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy.

"Oh, we're back to Doc's failure in medicine." Dipper said. "Also I'm pretty sure that scanner is broken." Marcy said.

Church: I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds.

Doc: Yeah also that.

Church: And infectious diseases.

"Does that scanner only lights up green?" Anne asks.

Doc: Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference.

"How? And also why?" Dipper asks with a groan. "I can see why the command hired him." Amity says. "Because he was cheap and no worries about any expensive medical treatments." Marcy said.

Doc: (Doc starts using his medical tool. )Like this green, indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.

Church: If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fucking smash it!

"I would probably feel the same way." Sasha said.

Doc: And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency! My bad Church.

"What?" Molly asks in confusion.

Church: Oh, that's okay, I wasn't using it anyway.

Doc: See, these tools can be confusing sometimes. That's why doctors have to go to school for so long. Not that I'm actually a doctor, mind you.

"And that has never been more clearer then ever." Dipper said.

Church: And that's never been more apparent than with this diagnosis.

Tucker: Uogh, what diagnosis?

Doc: Congratulations Tucker, you're pregnant.

"Somehow?" Marco said.

O'Malley: Huhahaha, yes, with bastard. Muhuhahahahahaha.

"Well that part is true." Sasha said.

Tucker: It's not mine, I wasn't even in town that weekend.

"Why did that feel rehearsed?" Sasha asked with an eyebrow raised.

Church: Tucker don't listen to him, he's a lunatic, man, he's got no idea what he's talkin' about.

"That part is so true." Dipper said. "So very, very true." Marcy adds.

Doc: Uh, you want me to go over the green light thing again?

Caboose runs in holding "Andy's" skull

Caboose: Doctor! Help! My second best friend is dead! Fix him.

"Yeah, I don't think he's gonna be able to "fix" him. In a number of reasons why." Scratch said.

Church: Whoa whoa whoa, Caboose, what happened, who's dead?

Caboose: Andy! Andy's dead. Look!

Church: Okay, that's disgusting.

"Very much disgusting." Anne said.

Caboose: Doctor Doc, please help him.