Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

You're the Bomb, Yo

Ticking in the background as it fades in on Grif and Church.

Grif: Guys I'm a red too, I'm a red! I don't even know this guy! Come on, let me out.

"Wow, way to be a team player." Anne sarcastically said.

Church: Thanks for the support, Grif. Way to be a team player.

Grif: Hey, I gotta think about myself here.

Church: There's no "I" in team, Grif.

Grif: Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the God damn team. The team sucks!

"I didn't think you could have a comeback for that I in team saying." Molly said.

Church: What I can't figure out is why the reds are still here. Tex already wiped out all the blues. Why wouldn't they just pull out?

"That's actually a good question. Why are they still there?" Dipper asks in wonder. "Maybe the command sent in new guys for blue base?" Luz suggested. "That actually makes sense." Dipper said.

Grif: As someone who's taken orders from Red Command for the last three years, trust me, it's not that surprising.

Cut to Sarge, Caboose and Simmons in the janitor closet.

Simmons: Okay, we traced the bomb activation signal to Sidewinder. How much time do we have left Sarge?

"Well I guess it was a good thing Caboose activated the bomb." Mabel said. "Except for the time thing. Although it is probably good that Sarge did a countdown. I guess he did think about the bomb going off." Sasha said. "I imagine that Sarge would've activate it when he felt the time is right and then had his men pulled out till the bomb goes off." Marco said.

"That's actually a solid plan." Marcy said.

Donut: (through staticky radio) Everyone here is set to transport.

Tucker: (through staticky radio) I'm not going through that thing. I'm serious.

"I guess he still has ptsd's about the teleportor." Sasha chuckles. "He's only been through it two times? Also it was the blues teleportor and so far the reds one works just fine." Dipper said.

Sarge: We need to get there as soon as possible. Did you set their teleporter to take them straight to Sidewinder?

Simmons: I walked Donut through it. He says he did everything right, but I figure they have a fifty/fifty chance of ending up in Sidewinder, or in the middle of deep space.

"I don't like those chances." Anne said. "Especially the deep space chance." Amity said. "Ehh. It wouldn't be a total lose. They'll just loose Tex and Donut." Sasha said. "What about Tucker?" Star asks. "Who?" Sasha asks with no care in her voice.

Sarge: What about us?

Simmons: I programmed ours myself. We're fine.

Sarge: I find the risks acceptable.

"Of course you do." Marco said.

Donut: I never knew a Phillips screwdriver was the X one. Do you think it's named after a guy named Phillip? That guy Phillip must have a fucked-up-shaped head!

Tucker: Yeah. Screw this, I'm walking.

"Pfft!! I imagine that's gonna be a long walk." Sprig said.

Sarge: Alright, then saddle up! Don't worry Grif and Church, here comes the cavalry! Hyaaaaa!

Sarge runs through a teleporter, and emerges from another behind Caboose.