Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Visiting Old Friends

Simmons is standing in front of one of the teleporters in his janitor closet

Simmons: Okay, let's see, if I wire this thing in to that... maybe I could signal boost on that thing there... I might just be able to get that to work.

"I have no idea what he is even doing." Marcy said. "It's not very helpful when you can't see what the character is doing." Polly adds. "I mean, I think I know what he is doing but it would be cool to see what he is physically doing." Marcy said.

View through the teleporter to Sarge and Caboose shooting

Sarge: Caboose, Caboose, keep them away from me! Get that one. And that one. No no, the one with the limp! Get 'im!

"Woahhh!" Everyone said. "That's a bit trippy." Sprig said.

Simmons: Sarge, is that you?

Caboose: I don't want to kill... but... I don't want to die even more.

"I think we all know that feeling." Marco said. "Oh yeah." The calamity trio said at the same time,

Simmons: Caboose, can you hear me!?

Caboose: Yes, I heard you Sergeant.

Sarge: I didn't say anything, numbnuts.

"Huh... I guess the teleportor sort of works.... It's just needs a bit more work." Dipper said.

View is solidly in Battle Creek

Sarge: Caboose, we have to break this neverending cycle of attack and retaliation, either by A) convincing the two sides to live in peace, or B) by getting ourselves completely involved, and kicking some serious ass! I vote B.

"I vote for A." "B! Let the bloodshed begin!" Molly and Polly both said/yelled. "I say A." "I don't know... B sounds more fun." Star and Sasha said. "Ummmm... is no one gonna question that the blues and reds of that place are alive again?" Scratch asks. "I mean they did come back to life the first time we saw them." Mabel said. "Fair enough."

Caboose: I have a plan Sergeant, but we will have to move quick. Listen: (Whispering) whisper whisper whisper. Do you think that will work?

"All I heard was Whisper whisper?" Sprig says in confusion. "Usually you don't hear the plan until they showcase the plan." Luz explained.

Sarge: That's your plan? All you said was "whisper whisper whisper."

"Or in the case..... it's used as a joke". Luz says.

Caboose: I know. I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once.

"True." Everyone said as they know the feeling of wanting to do a plan.

Sarge: Hgggh, come on. I have an idea.

Black screen: "meanwhile, somewhere else in the galaxy" Fades in to a hallway

"Huh?" Everyone said in confusion.

Phil: This sucks man. I have to do everything around here. Go guard the wall, Phil. Go paint the jeep Phil. Go do everything Phil. This sucks.

"Ok who is this guy and why is there another guy popping up all over the place?" Anne asks.

Wyoming drops behind Phil, and he turns around

Phil: What was that? Nothin', just that stupid, sucky wind. Breaking a twig, coming up behind me and... breathing, real heavy. (turns around) What the?

Wyoming: Hello, mate. (thick English accent)

Wyoming punches Phil in the face, knocking him out. Fade in a random amount of time later, Phil on his knees at gunpoint