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Roomier Than it Looks

Roomier Than it Looks

Tucker comes out of the teleporter with black armor on.

Church: Are you okay, Tucker?

Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine. (runs up to the top of a nearby hill) Come on, Caboose!

Caboose: (on top of the base) Does it hurt?!

"Probably a reasonable question." Molly says.

Tucker: No, not at all!

Caboose: Okay! Here I come!

Church: Does it hurt for real?

Tucker: Ohh, yeah. Big time.

"Jerk!" Molly said in annoyance. "I feel like that should be something to fix." Dipper says. "I wonder how would one even fix a teleporter?" Anne asks.

Church and Tucker turn towards the teleporter.

Caboose: (emerging from the teleporter in black armor) Owwwchie. (turns to Tucker) You lied to me.

"Heh, okay that was a little bit adorable." Sasha said.

Cut to Sarge on top of Red Base.

Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?

Lopez looks through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head. Camera pans down to Grif and Simmons inside the base.

Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.

Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.

"Oh no....." Dipper groaned as Mabel was chuckling. "I told you there was a L in Bolth." Mabel said with a smirk. "Not again!" Dipper yells as most of the group were chuckling. "Let me guess, she does it to you two." Molly said. "Unfortunately." Dipper said. "I know how you feel." She said. "Must be a sibling thing." Anne said. "......Wait a minute!! You do the same thing to me!" Polly yells as Sprig. "No I didn't..... I use the word faor." Sprig said with a smirk. "It's for!" Polly yells in frustration which makes Sprig snicker.

"Wait..... Ah man! My siblings do the same to me!" Amity says as she groans as Luz pats her back.

Simmons: Both.

Grif: You sound like such an ass the way you say it.

Sarge: Grif! Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.

Grif: As in... more than one? Uh, maybe we should bolth go, sir.

Simmons: BOTH.

Grif: Seriously, man, like an ass.

Sarge: Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner alone. We could just put her on the honor system - have her guard herself.

"Oh yeah, I kinda forgot that Tex was down there with the two." Luz said. "I wonder what she is thinking about all that?" Star asks. "Probably on how annoying these guys are." Scratch said. ""Yeahahaha... She's like "Just end this already."" Star joked.

Grif: Good point, sir.

Sarge: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here. We got just enough time for me to spraypaint the bull's-eye on your back... Ah, by bull's-eye I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake.

"Yeah, a bullseye would make perfect camouflage." Sasha sarcastically said. "It would be like. Hmmhmmhmmm, oh hey, an enemy. Bang!" Anne says as she mimicked the joke she was preforming.