Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Nine Tenths of the Law

Opening shot of the sun over Blood Gulch. It slides down to reveal Sarge and Donut watching over the canyon from Red Base.

"Looks like we're back to the reds again." Anne says. "Except it's just Sarge and Donut right now." Dipper says.

Donut: So, just you and me hanging out at the base today, huh Sarge! This is new. I notice you use a shotgun. That's cool. I just use this pistol. It works for me. (whistles casually)

"This is just awkward." Sasha says. "I guess they don't exactly have a lot of stuff to say to each other." Star said. "I guess Grif and Simmons are the ones who keep the red base from being awkward." Molly says.

Donut: So, you think the guys will be back soon? What do you think they're up to? Do you think they stopped at the store? I noticed we were getting pre-tty low on elbow grease. ...When you die, can I have your armor?

"Wow.... Just ask a dude if you can have their armor when they die..... very smooth." Anne sarcastically said.

Simmons comes up the ramp behind them.

Simmons: Hey, we're back!

Sarge and Donut turn around.

Donut: Oh man, am I glad to see you guys! Sarge would not stop talking. Seriously.

Sarge: Grif, Simmons, were you able to work out a suitable exchange?

"Ehhhhh, they sort of did." Scratch said.

Grif runs up and stands next to Simmons.

Simmons: (sighs) Uhh, not exactly sir. You see, when we showed up the Blues were doing something, REALLY weird and then w-

Grif: Really weird! And they were rude!

"A very basic understanding of what just happened to them and not knowing the whole story." Marcy says.

Simmons: Hey dumbass, I thought we agreed I was gonna tell the story.

Grif: (half heartedly) Excuse me! Go ahead!

Simmons: (to Sarge) Well you see, the Blue guys were really weird. And not just normal weird, really weird.

"Great story telling." Polly sarcastically said and then adds. "Sprig could explain it better." "Yea- Hey!"

Grif: You're not telling it right.

Simmons: Okay, fine, how do you remember it?

Grif: Well, I remember we agreed that you're a kiss-ass. I got fuzzy on the rest of the details.

Simmons: ANYWAY, they didn't want the prisoner back, sir.

Camera zooms in on Sarge.

Sarge: Why those cunning, blue devils! Does their treachery know no bounds?

He really does hate the blues." Mabel says. "He must've been fighting for a reallllly long time." Marco says.

Grif: It wasn't a total loss, sir. I was able to steal his wallet.

"Pfft!! I'm sure Grunkle Stan would be proud." "And Eda." Dipper and Luz snorted.

Sarge: Grif, I may just make a respectable soldier outta you yet.

Grif/Anne/Amity/Marco/Molly: Really,/? sir?

Sarge: Hell no! Now leave the money on my nightstand and get back to work!

"Pfftt!!" "Somehow I could see Grunkle Stan saying that." Dipper said as he chuckled.

Cut to the Blues.