Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Red vs. Bleu

The Reds and Blues are not shooting at each other. Sarge is addressing Church.

Sarge: We are giving you a chance to surrender!

Grif: There's no way this bluff is gonna work.

"I mean you never know." Star said. "Although Church and Tucker aren't that stupid." Anne said.

Sarge: Put a cork in it, Fast Eddie. There's positively no way they know we're outta ammo.

Cut to the Blues.

Church: Yeah, they're definitely outta ammo...

Everyone chuckles at.

Church:(yells back) What're your terms?!

Tucker/Molly/Mabel/Sprig: Their what?

Cut to the Reds.

Grif: Our what?

Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working. See if we can get Lopez back, Sarge.

"Uh oh." Luz said. "Yeah, that might be a problem." Scratch says.

Grif: Oh yeah. 'Cause then he can fix the Warthog.

Donut: Oo oo, Sarge - tell them we want the flag.

Grif: Yeah, and some cake!

"Ooo cake!" Scratch said in delight.

Donut: Ooh... Wait wait Sarge, just the cake.

"Pfft! What a thing to get after the enemy surrendered." Sasha snorted.

Sarge: Alright, Blues! First off! We want your flag-!

Simmons: Wait wait wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.

Sarge: ...to stay right where it is! Keep the flag!

"I mean, that's fair. I probably wouldn't want the idea of someone like Tex coming after me." Dipper said. "Or worse." Amity added.

Sarge: But we do want our mechanized droid guy back!

Church: Uh oh.

Sarge: You may know him as Señor El Roboto!

Cut to the Blues.

Tucker: Well, Church, what's it gonna be?

Church: Chingado, no way. I'm not giving back my body. I just got this thing.

"What does Chingado mean?" Molly asks as Luz and Marco flinches. "Uhhhh!!!-" They both began. "Let's just say...." "Please don't ever say it again." "Please... don't ever say it.... It's Spanish for a bad word." Marco and Luz awkwardly explained. "WHAT!?!" Molly yells as she ran to the kitchen and the sound of the sink was heard for a while until it goes silent and Molly comes back in. "Ughhh!!.... That was terrible." Molly groaned as she sat back down and adds. "Please continue and let's all pretend that this never happened." Everyone nods in sympathy and resumed the episode.

Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts!

"What?" Polly said in confusion.

Sarge: Or bolts, or other mechanical parts you may have!

"Oh."

Church: Uh.. Uh, he's not here any more!

Tucker: Yeah, he left! He was all like "Sayonara!" and then he just took off!