Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

We're Being Watched

Fade in on Doc/O'Malley behind a turret.

"Looks like we're still with O'Malley." Dipper said.

O'Malley: Yeeees, this place is coming along nicely. Excellent work repairing the turrets, Lopez.

"I'm sorry but what?" Anne says In confusion.

Lopez: Gracias. Me encanta el trabajo manual. [Thank you. I find manual labor stimulating.]

"How did he fix the turrets?" Marcy asks In confusion. "I think it's best we don't tell Frobo about this. I feel like he will be jealous." Polly said as Sprig nods.

Doc: I still say a flowerbox would have been a bit more neighborly.

"Pfft! Can you just imagine attack an evil base and there's a random flower box just sitting there." Luz laughed. "I would stop for sec and then go back to fighting." Sasha said.

O'Malley: Oh shut up you fool!

Doc: Hey, we should start a neighborhood association. It's just like a government, but run by housewives and old people. So it's a lot more efficient at controlling your lives.

"So the political parties?" Luz says, "Things have been more controlling these days." Marco said. "Good thing it's starting to be different in the building isles." Amity says.

O'Malley: Get out of my head!

Doc: Technically it's my head. But I don't mind sharing. Don't you remember that talk we had about sharing?

"I also shared my body with scratch once." Molly said. "Pleaseeee... phrase that differently." Scratch groaned as he rubbed his forehead.

O'Malley: Shut up!

Cut to a strange red soldier running toward ...something.

Red Zealot: At last! My pilgrimage is over! I have reached the promised land!

"Oh no." Sasha groaned when she heard the voice. "I forgot they were also near the blast." Dipper said.

O'Malley: (running to the ledge, through the fan) Who is that. Oh no. Not this buffoon! How did he get here?

Lopez: Él estaba cerca de la bomba cuando quemo. [He probably was blown nearby by the bomb.]

O'Malley: Hellooooo. What do you want?

Red Zealot: The disembodied voice of God! (kneels) I hear you Holy One! I have made it to the temple and await your command!

"O'Malley as a god is the most terrifying thing I could ever thought of." Anne said. "Terrifying in what sense?" Dipper asks. "Probably less than Bill." Mabel said. "And Belos." "Or The Core." Luz and Sasha said.

O'Malley: Up here- Helloooo. Red Moron. Eyes up, chop-chop!

Red Zealot: Oh. Greetings! Are you the gatekeeper of the temple?

Doc: Us? No, we just moved in. Can you help us move a couch? And do you know any good restaurants nearby?

"I imagine that O'Malley so just gonna make the red guy do it himself and NOT HELP!?" Sasha yells at Mabel's direction. "I was helping. I was supervising." Mabel said while Sasha's right eye twitch.

O'Malley: Just a second. (To Doc) Listen you fool, let me handle this.

Doc: I don't know, you haven't been the best choice when it comes to making friends. Maybe I should try.

"You? You're not great at making friends either." Molly said in disbelief. "Especially when you made it clear that you didn't want to be known your friends with Grif." Star said.