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Don't Ph34r the Reaper

"SCRATCH!!!" Molly yells. "Relax, I was just joking." He said with a chuckle. "Someone's gonna die! But we barely even started?" Mabel said in confusion. "Yeah! And we haven't even met this Tex guy yet," Dipper adds. "Maybe it's a joke?" Marcy suggests. "I doubt they would tell us that and not expect it to be a joke." Anne said. "Or it could be a misleading. Like make us think it's one of them when it's probably the tank or maybe it's even the jeep." Sasha says. "Let's just hope so." Luz said as she looks at a worried Molly.

"Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine." Luz told Molly. "I hope so. I know I see ghosts but that doesn't mean that I want to see someone die." She said. "I'm sure one of them will turn to a ghost." Scratch said. "Scratch, this is a series, not real life." Anne told him.

Don't Ph34r the Reaper

"That's certainly not a foreboding title." Sprig said.

Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons.

Grif: Why is it just sitting there?

Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.

"Oh that's a useful feature." Polly said. "Maybe.... But how does it work? Does the Sheila program have an auto targeting system?" Amity asks.

Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...

Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-

Cut to Simmons and Grif.

"Wait! What was the safety procedures?" Amity asks again. "I guess that's something that Sheila would explain to the trainee." Luz said

Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...

Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?

Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.

"Agreed. It's better to go in three." Dipper said. "But then how would we know to go?" Mabel said. "Yeah, I'm not falling for the back and forth joke." Dipper said as he could tell where this is going.

Grif: Okay, okay. On three.

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Caboose: Here! (click)

Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: Ready?

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Sheila: Acquiring target.

Cut to Church and Tucker.

Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.

"Oh that can't be good." Luz said. "Also how is Tucker supposed to cover him?" Amity asks as Luz shrugs.

Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away.

"Oh that rotten piece of shit." Sasha said as she knows what Grif was planning. "Aaaaand I'm think I'll be kinda fine with Grif blowing up." Molly said.

Simmons: One...

Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.