Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

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Simmons and Grif are on top of Red Base looking down at Sarge as he approaches the upside down Warthog.

"Oh good they survived." Molly said

Grif: Is it just me, or does this jeep seem like really bad luck?

"I mean..... yeah... with all that has happened with it I can see why he would think that." Anne says. "Especially when it was blown up a lot." Marco said.

Simmons: Yeah. You know, now that you mention it, it does seem like every time we get into the damn thing it breaks, (Donut stands next to Simmons) or explodes, or goes crazy and tries to kill one of us.

Donut: Maybe we should try exchanging it for a few motorcycles. No wait, wait! A big tank like the Blues have. That thing never seems to have any problems at all.

Everyone chuckles at what Donut said about the Blue's tank. "The tank did all that." Luz said. "Except that it actually did kill someone." Amity adds.

Cut to Church next to Sheila who is sending off sparks.

Church: Alright, that's the deal, Mister Robot. You fix our tank, we'll let you go free.

Caboose: (whispering to Tucker) I thought the plan was to trick him into fixing the tank and then Church will take over his body again when he is done.

"I mean you don't tell someone that you're tricking them." Sasha says. "It's common tricking 101 really." Dipper said. "Yep!" Mabel adds.

Tucker: Yeah, but you don't tell the person you're tricking what's going on Caboose.

Caboose: So, if I'm the one being tricked, then you would not tell me what is really going on?!

Tucker/Star: Why would we/they trick you?

Caboose: Oh, I think you know.

"I think that was O'Malley's thinking?" Dipper guessed. "That does make sense." Marcy says.

Lopez: ¿Dónde voy a ir? Mis amigos querían matarme.(captioned) Where will I go? Even my friends have tried to kill me.

"Yeahhhhh.... You can thank the blues for that." Polly said.

Church: Okay, I'm gonna take that as a yes and let you get busy with the tank fixing.

Lopez: No tengo hogar. (captioned) I have no home.

"Poor dude." Anne said in sympathy.

Cut to the Reds gathered around the Warthog. Pan up to Grif on top of it looking through a sniper rifle.

Grif: Aw crap. Hey, uh, they got a guy fixing their tank.

"Uh oh. That won't be good." Dipper said.

Sarge: Impossible! Our Intelligence clearly states-

Donut: We have intelligence?

"Hahahahaha!!!" Everyone laughed at Donut's interruption. "I know he probably meant something else.... But that was just perfect." Sasha laughed. "Tell me about." Scratch says.

Sarge: -that the only soldiers in this canyon with mechanical training are that dead Freelancer and Lopez. Oh wait a minute!

"Do you think he's catching on?" Amity asks. "Pffft!!! Doubtful! With any regular person wouldn't believe anything we tell them of what we have been through!" Dipper

Simmons: Sarge, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Lopez runs away, the jeep starts driving itself, and suddenly there's a new guy on the Blue Team?