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Hunting Time

Fade into Grif still yelling like a walrus.

"And we're back to the annoying yelling." Scratch said.

Grif: Nooooooooooo- Whoa!

"Whoa!" Everyone yells in surprise as Grif was nearly hit by a sniper round.

He starts running back and forth to avoid sniper shots.

Grif: No! No no no!!

"What plan is this!?" Sasha yells.

Sarge: That was close!

Simmons: Thank you, sir!

Grif: Nooo!

Sarge: Donut, you're going outta turn.

"Outta turn? What is this, some sort of hunting game?" Anne asks. "I guess that would explain the title." Dipper said. "I guess it's Grif season today." Luz joked.

Donut: I thought I went after Simmons.

Sarge: No, we go in line. It goes you then me,

"Ok..." Anne said thinking she might be getting the turn for this pointless game.

Sarge: then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then me,

"Wait what?" Anne says in confusion.

Sarge: then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me Simmons you Simmons me me me Simmons you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!

"But doesn't that make you go more than the others?" Star asks.

Simmons: But doesn't that mean you go twice as much? Or, ten times as much?

"He must realllllly not like Grif if he wants to do more times then any normal person would want." Amity said.

Sarge fires.

Grif: Ow!

Sarge: This is the best game since Grifball!

"What's Grifball?" Mabel asks. "I think I heard of that game mode before? What I can tell it uses hammers, swords, and bombs... that's all I know about it." Marcy said. "Sounds like fun!" Polly says.

Grif: I'm not comin' down!

Sarge: Hey Grif! Move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival!

"Not the duckies!!" Molly cried.

Sarge fires again, but misses as Grif ducks.

Sarge: No, don't duck, that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck!

"I'm pretty sure a duck would try to duck. So in a way, he is acting like a duck." Dipper said. "I don't know, the ducks in Amphibia don't duck. .....But they do chase." Anne said with ptsd looking face at that last sentence and an echoey quacking noise was heard until she snapped out of it. "You're just lucky I was there." Sasha said and adds. "Seriously, I feel like I have been saving you from so many animals in Amphibia that I'm not even sure I trust you going to the boiling isles."

"The creatures there are very weird and dangerous." Luz says.

Simmons: Wait a minute, that was my turn!

Sarge: This is the Lightning Round.

Simmons: Who's in the Lightning Round--

Sarge: Me.

"You should've seen that coming, dude." Anne deadpanned.

Grif: Alright, fuck this, I'm comin' down!