Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

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Camera pans down to Doc and Grif talking outside Red Base.

Doc: So he was shot in the head...

Grif: Right.

Doc: ...and you gave him CPR for a bullet wound in the head.

Grif: Exactly.

Doc: Yeah, I think that's a perfectly acceptable treatment.

"Of course he thinks it was a acceptable treatment. He's not a real medic." Anne says. "Although I am still confused that it worked." Marcy said. "Me too." Dipper added.

Grif: That's what I said.

Doc: Oh yeah, people often overlook alternative methods of care. Like that Blue guy that was shot in the foot during the battle? All I did was rub his neck with some aloe vera, he was fine.

"......Was that a reference from what Sarge said at the end of that episode?" Molly asks. "I believe so." Scratch says. "At least we know that certainly didn't work." Marcy says. "Although sad that Doc did that." Sasha said.

Grif: Yeah, I don't know about all that. I'm just glad that Sarge is wrong.

Sarge: Grif! Yer supposed to be watching the prisoner, not playing lookie-loo with him all day long!

Grif: Come on Sarge, he doesn't even have a gun.

"And he's a pacifist, so he's not really a danger to any of you..... Unless you get injured." Star said.

Simmons: Oh, well you two will be great friends then. He doesn't have a gun, and you didn't bring any ammo!

"BURN!!" Mabel yells.

Grif: Hey thanks, kiss-ass. If I wanna take guarding tips from the guy that lost our last prisoner, I'll be sure to ask you.

Donut/Anne: Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned. Burned, dude, burned.

"He really set himself up with that." Luz says as everyone was chuckling.

Simmons: Oh shut up, your armor's pink.

"Weak." Anne says.

Doc: Uh, hey, guys? I-I just want everybody to know that Grif and I aren't, uh, technically friends.. uh, we're just talking. That's it.

"......Dude." Anne said in disbelief. "That is just cold and mean." Star says.

Doc: (to Grif) Sorry, man, but it's pretty obvious that you're really unpopular, and if I'm gonna make any progress around here at all I can't really be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand.

"If this was one of those rpg games, this would be the part where a flash of words would pop up for a few seconds saying. "Grif will remember this."" Marcy says. "Yeah, that's certainly gonna come back and bite him." Marco adds.

Grif: ...

Doc: It's only because no one likes you.

"Dude... Just.... Just stop." Anne says.

Grif: ...

Doc: Stop staring at me.

Camera zooms through the gulch, revealing Sheila still in the middle of it, then ends on Church and Tucker behind Blue Base.

"That was a cool transition." Marcy says. "It was certainly a change from most transitions." Sasha says.

Tucker: Hey Church, if your body is the Red Team's old droid, and droids usually fix stuff, can't you just activate your repair sequence and fix Sheila?