Last One Out, Hit the Lights

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Camera pans up to reveal Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

"Wow, what a deja vu moment." Anne said "I'm guessing that this is the last episode for the season." Dipper said. "Time to see how this season goes." Luz says.

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

As he said that the group laughed a little. "That's a quick way to end a future conversation." Sasha said.

Church possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

"Did Church just....?" Molly began. "I think so." Marco says. "Oh come on, it's not like just because Lopez can only speak Spanish doesn't mean that Church is- Oh who am I kidding, he's gonna speak Spanish!" Luz says.

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

They turn to look at him.

Grif: I don't care.

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?

Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso...

Caption: Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...

"Hey! They finally put subtitles!" Sprig say. "Finally!" Polly yells out. "You can already see the regret and confusion that Church's subtitles is showing." Star chuckles,

Church: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!

Caption: What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!

"That would probably be crazy to suddenly start speaking a language well when you don't even know it." Anne said.

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Church: ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque!

Caption: No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!

"And he's still trying." "Can't blame him for trying." Amity and Mabel said.

Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

"Oh yeah, that's certainly gonna be one interesting radio call." Luz chuckled.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

"This feels familiar." Dipper said with a smirk. "I know that feeling as well." Scratch said as the two looked at Mabel and Molly. "I'm not that bad!" The two yelled as the other two laughed.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker/Everyone: O'Malley?

"But the intro said that he was Caboose?" Sasha said. "Yeah! I don't remember him saying anything about his name being O'Malley?" Marcy says. "Maybe it's his first name?" Star says in unsureness and with a shrug. "O'Malley Caboose?" Marco said with disbelief. ".....Try the other way?" Star suggested. "Caboose O'Malley?" "......Ok maybe his parents weren't great with names?" Star said in confusion.

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