Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

You Keep Using That Word

Fade in to Church admiring the Motorcycle, the Warthog, and Sheila

Church: Look at this Sheila, this, is a thing, of beauty, what I have here. I am amazed.

"Somebodies happy about their collection." Sasha said.

Sheila: Whatever.

"And somebody is already feeling jealous." Star chuckled.

Church: We have got every single vehicle in this canyon. We are unstoppable. This is- I have my own fleet. I have my own fleet of cars.

"I think you need more cars in order for it to qualify as a fleet?" Dipper said.

Sheila: Three vehicles and only one guy to drive them. Big deal.

Church: No the important thing is that they don't have any vehicles to... hey is there a problem here?

Sheila: Problem? Why would there be a problem?

Church: Ah-sh-e-a, I don't know. You just seem uh... you know... agitated.

"Oooo.... Poor choice of words." Most of the group winced.

Sheila: You think I'm agitated.

Church: Well uh- I- I didn't mean, well I- I didn't mean-

Sheila: No, it was your word. Agitated. You said "You sure seem agitated, Sheila." So I guess that means I'm agitated. Don't I seem agitated, Church?

"Run Church! You have a jealous tank ready to blast you! .....Again." Luz yells.

Church: I'm just, I'm just saying you seem a little, upset.

"Well, hopefully the blues can build you..... looks like you're gonna be a ghost without a body again." Mabel laughed.

Sheila: Oh- so now I'm upset. Which is it Church, am I agitated or am I upset?

Church: I don't, I mean I don't really- I could, I could go get a dictionary.

"Yeah, I don't think there was gonna be any word that helps." Marcy said.

Sheila: Why would I be upset?

Church: Uh, I don't-

Sheila: Well, would you be upset if I got a bunch more blue guys to come hang around and help me?

"I mean.... Seeing how he reacts with the other soldiers and his thoughts on being at the canyon.... I have a feeling that he won't care." Anne said.

Church: Well actually there, are, three other guys on the squad.

Sheila: Exactly. This isn't a parking lot Church, it's a team, a family. Are we just supposed to forget everything we've been through?

"You really consider Tucker and Church as family?" Sasha said in disbelief.

Church: Right, including the time that you killed me.

Sheila: How about, if I suddenly decided, I wasn't the Blue team's tank? What if today, I'm feeling just a little bit red.

"I doubt Sarge wouod even notice you joining the red team." Molly laughed.

Church: They're just cars, Sheila.

Sheila: I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.

Church: Hey is there like a... jealousy, setting, somewhere on you that I can you know... turn off?