Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

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W.M.D.

"W.M.D.? What does that mean?" Mabel asks. "Weapons of Mass destruction." Sasha immediately answered. "....I feel a bit uneasy on how fast you answered that." Anne said.

Grif and Simmons standing in front of the red base.

Simmons: Hi. I'm Private Dick Simmons, of the popular web-series, Red Vs. Blue.

"Pfft!!" Luz snorted as she began coughing from drinking soda she was drinking. Amity was immediately concern and worried and was making sure that Luz was ok. "Can't believe his first name is Dick." Star said. "It's a common nickname for Richard." "Yeah, Just asks Nightwing." Anne and Dipper said.

Grif: And I'm Private Dexter Grif from the same show.

"At least we are getting they're first names." Marcy said. "They're.... Certainly unique." Polly said.

Simmons: But you know what? We're not here to talk to you today as famous actors.

Grif: That's right Dick, we're here to talk to you as friends.

"Oh my goodness." Luz snorted. "It's not that funny." Anne said. "I mean, it's a little bit funny." Sprig said,

Simmons: In our show, Red Vs. Blue, we poke fun at things like the military lifestyle, and weapons of mass destruction.

Grif: But weapons of mass destruction are no laughing matter. Each year, several planets-

Bullet trail over their heads and in to the background and Simmons ducks.

"What the!?" Everyone yelled in surprise.

Simmons: Hey!

Grif: Hey!

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Grif: You.. Cut it out dick! We're trying to do something!

Church: (off screen) Hey red, you suck blue rules!

"Real mature dude! Anne yells out.

Grif heads across in front of Simmons, off camera

Grif: I see you, oh yeah, I see you up there buddy!

Simmons: I'm sure a lot of you have encountered weapons of mass destruction in your daily lives. In fact, you may have some friends who think it's 'cool' to stockpile VX Nerve Gas. But it's not. They may say "everybody's doing it," but if they told you to jump off a-

I don't know anyone stockpiling those." "What's a nerve gas?" "Oh boy." Molly, Polly, and Anne said,

Another bullet trail over his head and in to the background and Simmons ducks

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Church: Almost got you that time, chump!

Grif running on camera and in to the base.

Grif: Oh, oh that's it. I'm getting my rifle!

Simmons: And remember kids, violence is never the answer.

"Unless your fighting a evil newt." "A collection of computer uploaded newts." "A moon." "A triangle." "Ghost." "Insane warrior." "A small bird." "A genocidal human fooling a entire nation." "A sorry excuse of a mother." Everyone said.

Screen fades to black More bullet trails over Simmons as he crouches down.

Simmons: You ol' COCK BITE!