Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

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"I'm back." Scratch says as he has a huge load of snacks. "Alright, let's start the next episode." Anne says.

Church, Caboose and Tucker are standing over Church's body.

"Well this is awkward." Luz joked. "It's a good thing I wasn't him when I died." Scratch said.

Church: I am not happy about this.

Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!

Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.

"Let him tell his idea. I'm kinda curious." Sasha says. "Me too, and even if it's extremely silly sounding it could still be helpful in its own crazy way." Dipper said,

Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?

"This.... is not one of those times." Dipper said. "Yeah, ghosts can't posses the dead.... Especially if it's their own dead body." Scratch said.

Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.

Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.

"What was your first clue?" Anne says. "Mine was when he first talked." Mabel said.

Tucker: Dude, you really stink.

Church/everyone: What?

Tucker: Your body, it stinks.

Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.

"It might take a while since they don't have any shovels." Star said. "Especially if they use their hands." Molly adds.

Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.

Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.

"Your half right. You did fought in the army." Sasha laughed.

Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?

"And cue case in point." Amity says.

Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?

"I'm sure it's nothing to worry about." Polly joked.

Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.

Cut to Grif and Simmons on the Red Base.

Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...

Simmons: Dirt.

Grif: Damn! How did you-

Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.

"Sounds just like half the desert part Amphibia." Anne says. "Tell me about it." Sprig groaned. "And we even played the same game and nothing exciting or different happened for a while." Polly groans along.

Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.

Cut to Tucker and Church watching Tex fix the tank from the cliff's edge. Caboose is behind Tucker looking through the sniper rifle.