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After Church

After Church

"Woooowww! That is like way too soon." Anne said as she saw the title. "Yeah, although I do get the joke." Luz said. "Me two." Anne said. "I don't get it?" Sprig said in confusion. "A Church is a religious building and "After Church" means doing something after Church is over and the guys name was church." Anne explained to him.

Simmons and Grif run up the ramp onto the Red Base where Donut is waiting with the flag.

Donut: What happened?

Grif: (panting heavily) Big... Tank... Shooting... Whooooh!

Simmons: Damn, man, we only ran like three hundred feet. You are really out of shape.

"300 feet!? He really is out of shape!" Dipper said. "Yeah, i used to be like that until Amphibia." Marcy said. "Are you sure? You have a lot of energy, especially when I saw you at Newtopia." Anne said. "Yeah, didn't you became a elite ranger?" Star said. "I mean, it did took a while for that to happen." Marcy answered with a shrug.

Grif: (still panting) Fuck... You...

Donut: Where's your car?

Simmons: General Patton here had a great strategy to leave it behind.

"It's better to leave it behind then to be blown up by a tank." Marco said. "Yeah, that Jeep was not gonna survive." Luz said. "I don't think could've used it if it wasn't already blown up by the tank." Molly said.

Grif: Hey, it would have worked if that tank hadn't shown up.

Donut: You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?

The Warthog suddenly flips up on the base from below by an explosion, landing between Donut and the other two.

"There it is!" Mabel said with a smile.

The camera cuts to a different angle to reveal Sheila in the background.

Grif: What the hell..!?

Sheila fires.

Grif: SON OF A BITCH!

Donut: Oh crap! (picks up the flag) What the hell is that thing?

"The tank that blew up the jeep." Anne nonchalantly said. "Literally! It blew the jeep up the base. That was nice of it." Molly said. "Pssshh, that is true." Luz laughed.

Grif: (crouching next to the Warthog) That's the tank!

Donut: Hey uh, Grif, uh, you wanna hold the flag for a little bit?

"A understandable response." Marco said.

Sheila fires.

Grif: No, keep that away from me!

"Another understandable response." Marco said. "Not really, I've had Ludo try to come after me because he wanted the wand and I still kept it. Don't you remember?" Star told him. "I mean.... He wasn't really much of a threat." Marco said. "Eda had the entire emperor's coven after her because she had the portal key." Luz said. "But she didn't know he was after the key." Amity told her. "Oh yeah...."

Cut to Caboose in Sheila with Tucker beside them. Sheila fires.

Tucker: Why do you keep firing at the jeep?

Caboose: Because it's locked on!

Sheila: Target locked.

Tucker: Well, unlock it.