Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Human Peer Bonding

Human Peer Bonding

Fade in to Tucker on top of Blue Base.

Tucker: Let me get this straight... You're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Caboose, and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And, on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?

"That is an excellent summary of what just happened the last three episodes." Anne said. "Wait Ex?!" Luz says in surprise. "I mean they did go to war.... So I guess they broke up incase anything happens or something." Amity answers. "Which in this case.... It's true." Dipper said as he motions to the ghost of Church.

Church: In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.

Caboose: I should have known... She didn't like me... Girls never like me.

"Oh I wouldn't say that." Star said. "The most that we don't like about you is mostly your dad." Sasha said. "Technically that would be that you don't like his dad and not him." Marcy says. "Oh.... Then I guess I don't have a reason to not like him." Sasha said. "He did killed Church! ....Although it was an accident and he couldn't figure out how to turn off the tank since he was still learning." Marco said. "So nothing." Star said.

Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.

Caboose: I like me...

Tucker: I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?

"I'm pretty sure we would've known if he was a guy by her real voice." Anne said. "And anyone would've known if she was even part shark." Dipper said. "Although I do think it would be cool to be part shark?" Star said as she thought about what she would look like as part shark. "Ooooo!! Or part cat!" Mabel said. "Or an otter!" Luz said.

Church: I'm pretty sure I'd know if Tex was a guy. And I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part shark.

Caboose: Wait, oh wait, oh wait. If she's a girl, then why is she named Tex?

Church: Uh... because she's from Texas.

Caboose/everyone: ...

"I think we're gonna need more then that?" "Oh! Maybe it's like a code name or a nickname! Like she has that name because it reminds her of home!" Molly says. "That actually makes sense." Dipper said. "Oooo!! Maybe we should have state nicknames as well!" Mabel suggest. "Uhh, one problem. Half of us are from California." Sasha tells her. Well, I moved to Massachusetts. So you could call me Mass or Massa?" Marcy suggest.

"That works but for the rest of us..." Dipper says. "We could have nicknames of the towns or cities we live." Anne suggests. "That could work! I call being called Pie like from Piedmont." Mabel said. "I guess I could go as Ore since Gravity Falls is from Oregon." Dipper says. "Me and Polly could be Wart and Wood like Wartwood." Sprig says. "So whose Wart and Wood?" Star asks. "I'm older so Wart." "Fine you can have Wart! But soon you shall remember the name Wood when I take control." Polly says.

"That Means I shall go as Mew which is short for Mewni." Star says. "Cool, just like the Pokémon Mew!" Marcy says. "I'll go with Echo from Echo Creek." Marco says. "I'll be Bright!" Molly exclaims. "You could just call me Ghost." Scratch says. "I'll go with Hex." "Ooo! Like Hexside." Amity and Luz says as Amity nods. "Then I'll be.... Connie or CT? Which is a good nickname for Connecticut?" Luz asks everyone. "Connie makes you sound like a little kid. Go with CT." Amity told her. "Alright! I'll go as CT!" Luz says in excitement.

So that just leaves us." Anne told Sasha. "Yep. So one of us could be called Cali or LA." Sasha says. "Those are the nicknames you chose?" Anne asks. "Well there's always Angeles or Angel. But I don't think either of us wants to be called that and I'm not exactly an angel." Sasha says with a small laugh. "Hmmmm.... I guess Cali could be cool. "Then I'm LA." Anne and Sasha said. "I really love our nicknames." Luz said with a smile.