Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

In Memoriam

Fade in to the Reds for Sarge's service

Simmons: And now, Grif has asked to say a few things about our beloved Sarge.

"Grif has things to say? Oh yeah, this should be interesting." Anne said with a chuckle.

Grif: Hey everybody, it's great to be here. Well, what can I say about a guy like Sarge. I mean besides, "good riddence." Hoooo.

"Is he doing a roast?" Scratch asks. "I believe so." Luz chuckled.

Grif's Sister: Yeah-

Grif: But seriously, Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing! Hahahahaa, you know what I'm talking about.

Sarge: Come on, is this a rememberance or a roast?

"Can it be both?" Mabel jokingly asks with a snort.

Grif: Quiet in the front row. And I'm not askin', and he's not tellin', but I heard when Donut first came to the base, Sarge spent a lot of time talkin' about glazed donut holes, if you know what I mean. Hiyoooo.

Simmons/Everyone: Too soon!

"Which is funny because we know that he's alive." Star laughed.

Grif: Hey now.

Sarge: This is the worst funeral I've ever had! You losers better step up the crying, pronto!

"You got it!" Molly jokingly saluted as she begins to fake cry...... badly.

Simmons: Oh, don't worry sir, I've written a stirring speech that's sure to tug at everyone's heartstrings.

"I'll believe it, when I hear it." Anne said.

Sarge: Good to hear it, now get with the eulogizing!

Simmons runs up to the front.

Simmons: On it, sir.

Grif: And who could forget the time Sarge showed us all how to field strip Simmons'-

"Ok, now I'm interested on hearing about that story." Sasha said with a smirk.

Simmons: Okay that's enough, I said five minutes, Grif.

Grif: Bye everybody, I'll be appearing at the Laugh Cavern every Tuesday. Ladies drink free.

Grif's Sister/Sasha, Star, and Luz: Whoohoooo!

Grif/Anne, Marco, and Amity: Not you!

Grif's Sister/ Sasha, Star, and Luz: Aw./Booooo...

Simmons: Okay, whatever, get off. Hello everyone. I'm here to say a few words about our friend Sarge.

Grif: Boo, you suck.

"Hahahahahha!!!" Everyone began laughing. "A bit to quick on the booing there, Grif." Luz laughed.

Simmons: Grif, get off the stage!

"Too quick." Dipper chuckled.

Grif: Uh, sorry.

Grif retreats to the peanut gallery

Simmons: Okay, like I was saying, I'm here to say a few words about Sarge.

Grif: Boooo, you suck!

"Hehehehehe!!" Everyone chuckled.

Simmons: As you all know, Sarge was a magnificent leader, and he was a great inspiration to all his troops.