Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Setting a High Bar

Fade in to some burnt-looking plains

Andy: Hey, he's been explaining to me everything we should encounter. The legend's pretty old, but the details are pretty clear.

Tucker: Listen dude, I don't care what you say, I'm not killing any monsters.

"Agreed.... Wait, does he mean, monsters like the ones from Mewni? Or the just the ones like the movies?" Star asks. "I'm gonna guess it's the ones that are like in the movies." Dipper said. "Still not sure how to feel about that." Star said.

Andy: Hey, don't interrupt! It's hard enough to translate without yo-

Tucker: Oh, well, if this little quest depends on me killing stuff, we might as well just stop here.

"Well that quest ended very quickly." Marcy laughed.

Andy: Eh, don't be a chicken.

Tucker: I'm not chicken. I'm just... okay, I'm chicken.

Crunchbite: Blarh? B-blar blarg.

Andy: Blargy blarg, blarg, blarg honk.

Crunchbite: Wharg hnnk!

"What are you two talking about?" Molly asks.

Tucker: What's he saying?

Andy: He wanted to know what a chicken is. I told him it's this nasty little bird that humans eat. And you also eat the white things that shoot out of its butt.

"Ewww, and you could've worded that better." Anne said in disgust.

Tucker: You know you could have cleaned that up a little bit.

Andy: I did! They don't come out of its butt, you know!

"Where does it come out of?" Molly asks. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." All the older folks said unsure of what to say.

Crunchbite: Hargh!

Andy: Heh yeah, they're pretty disgusting.

Tucker: Chickens aren't that bad.

"Yeah! They're adorable." Mabel said.

Andy: He was talkin' about you guys. He's not a big fan. I'm not either.

"Yeah well, we're not big fans of you either." Sasha said with an annoyed look.

Crunchbite: Hrnk.

Andy: Earth sucks.

"It does not. It's filled with so many crazy things that I'm still finding cool." Star said.

Tucker: Hsh, Earth does not suck, Earth rules. We invented the telephone.

Crunchbite: Arg l largh.

Andy: He says they invented the telephone too. And they did it a thousand years before you did.

"It's always a bit unfair that aliens always seemed to be more advanced than us. Although yet, they always seem to loose whenever they try to invade earth." Luz groaned.

Tucker: Oh, well what'd they have to say on it, "blarg blarg honk honk?" Who the fuck wants to hear that?

Crunchbite: Blarg honk.

Andy: Okay. These are the Great Burning Plains we talked about.

"Burning?" Mabel said in confusion.

Caboose: They don't look burning... they look burnt. Hey, I recognize this place.

"Hmm?" Dipper said.