Disney Cartoons reacts to Red Vs Blue: the Blood Gulch Chronicles

Exploring Our Differences

Fade in to a distant shot of the Blues, yet their voices are just as loud as they normally are

Church: Well, good luck guys. Don't forget to change your underwear at least once a day. Tucker, that goes double for you.

"Ewwwughh!!" Sasha says in disgust. "I did not need to know that!" Sasha yells with a shudder.

Tucker: What? I'm the cleanest guy here.

"Doubtful." Everyone said.

Church: No, it goes double for you because now you're in charge of changing Caboose's as well.

"Ohhhhh gahhhh!!!" Everyone yells in disgust. "I did not need to know that." Anne said.

Tucker: I hate you.

Crunchbite: Blorgh!

Andy: He doesn't wear any pants.

Tucker: Yeah, we noticed. If we meet anybody on this adventure, that might have to change.

Andy: Why, we're used to being naked. Free-ballin', come on! Commando.

"Yeah! There's nothing wrong with having no clothes." Polly said. "Good luck with that thought when you grow up." Sprig said. "Clearly you haven't been to dimension 6-NN-s3X47-H69-1VQ." Star said. "What?" Marco said.

Tucker: Let me just put it this way; I felt less threatened when Tex was staring at just the sword.

Tex: Huh what- oh, fyeuh uhm, yeah, uh- I was just admiring his... his alien... muscle structure.

"Oh my gosh!" Dipper groaned. "Muscle structure?" Molly said in confusion. "It's nothing!" All the older people yelled out.

Tucker: Yeah one particular part of his muscle structure.

Tex: Well that's just a matter of penis- I mean opinion.

Church/Sasha/Anne/Amity/Marco/Dipper/Scratch/Luz/Marcy: Smooth.

Caboose: You told me it was another arm...

"Ewwwww...." Everyone said.

Crunchbite: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh!

Andy: Hey Caboose- high five!

Caboose: (Quietly) I don't want to do that any more...

"And this is why clothes are important." Anne said. "Yep!" Everyone, Minus Polly, said in agreement. "Ahhhhhh, you're all just a bunch of prudes!" Polly yells out.

Church: Tucker come here, I want to talk to you for a second. Listen, just drop off this weapon, and get back to Blue Base as fast as you can.

"Wait? How do you know where blue base is at?" Dipper asks in confusion. "Yeah? Did Tex somehow found the way to blue base?" Marcy adds. "Does Gary know?" Luz asks as Dipper shrugs.

Tucker: What if I have to kill stuff, dude? I'm a lover, not a fighter.

"A bad lover to be accurate." Sasha said.

Church: Hey now, Tucker, I'm the same way. That's why we get along so well. We're both just a couple of lovers.

.........

Tucker: ...That sounded kinda gay dude.

"Yeah.... That was very gay, and this is coming from me." Luz said.

Church: Yeah it did. Uhm... I feel obligated to say something encouraging as your boss.

Tucker: Our Captain died. You're just the guy pretending to be my boss.