Haru was rushing through the halls as he quickly found Issei. He couldn't break his teacher appearance in front of the students. Issei talking to his friends, which were not the perverse trio. Some two random students Haru had never taught or seen in his life.
Haru: Mr Hyoudou I have heard some very interesting rumours about you. You're coming with me.
Haru grabbed Isseis collar and dragged him out. Dragging Issei across the floor and out the doorway.
Issei: Wait! I swear...
The door shut as to male students looked at each other.
???: Do you think him and Aika got caught this time?
???: How could they not be at this point?
Scene change
Haru threw Issei into his office as he locked the door. Issei looked up at Haru terrified as Haru glared down at him.
Haru: Spill it.
Issei: S-Spill what?
Haru: I know about you and Aika. Spill it. This is just the start right? Of your great conquests. Your debaucherous escapades.
Issei: I-I don't know what you're talking about.
Haru glared harder. Terrifying Issei even without any aura around him.
Haru: Don't try and lie to me. Spill it.
Issei: F-Fine. It was only a few though.
Haru: {Thank god. If he didn't want a harem the plot would be over.}
Issei: I thought it was a bad idea but Aika wanted to.
Haru: I understand that problem. But you get used to it.
Issei: Mr Gakia! You've had sex in school too?!
Haru: Ye... What?
Issei: I thought me and Aika were the only ones. Don't get me wrong I love it. The bathrooms, changing rooms, empty classes, behind the school. But it feels too risky. Where do you do it? Wait who do you do it with?
Haru: Wait wait wait! You're not talking about a harem? {Why the fuck would I want to know about you having sex in school?! I'm a teacher you're not supposed to admit it.}
Issei: A harem? No. Didn't you bring me in here because me and Aika are having sex in school?
Haru: I don't care about that! Issei. Do you want a harem?
Issei: No. Not really. Why?
Haru: Wait so you've never considered having multiple women you love all love you back, all being fine with you loving multiple women and all being happy with the ordeal? Being able to not only make love with them, but enjoy your time with them. More dates, relaxing together, being in each others company. You've never wanted that?!
Issei: Sounds like a big hassle. I'd rather just have Aika. But it sounds like you have your preferences. I don't judge.
Haru: What? No I don't want a harem. I want you to have a harem!
Issei: Living your life through me is kinda weird. But I don't want a harem. Though if you...
Haru: Please just shut up.
Harus voice reverberated as Isseis mouth couldn't open. All he could do was muffle. Then muffled shouts as he looked confused and in terror.
Haru: {If he doesn't have a harem... then the whole plot is fucked! That literally is the whole plot! The power of tits compelled him to save the world. Wait... maybe this could still work.}
The spell vanished as Issei could speak again.
Issei: W-What the hell are you?!
Haru: Boobs or buts?
Issei: WHAT?
Haru: TITS OR ASS MAN?! ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION!
Issei: ASS! What kinda question is that?!
Haru flicked issei as he fell unconscious.
Haru: {THE WORLD IS FUCKED! He doesn't want a harem. He prefers ass. Which is a nice choice... BUT STILL! All the main cast will suffer! Akenos secretly depressed! Koneko is actually depressed! Kiba has issues! I didn't punch that basted of a Phenex in the face nor protest at the bad idea of Rias getting engaged to him! AND THOSE ARE JUST THE PROBLEMS IN THE FIRST FEW EPISODES!}
Haru looked at Issei unconscious on the ground.
Haru: There as so many problems this guy saves. But what? Because he doesn't want a harem the world's going to fall apart. And with the Unholy Angels and what ever other changes have happened, more problems are bound to rise. *Sigh* First problem. Brainwashing him so he doesn't remember this.
Haru erased this event from Isseis mind as Issei disappeared.
Haru: Next... protecting this moron from fallen angels. Because even if Rias does take him as a piece it's unlikely he would get the power ups he does from boobs. Sinces he doesn't love them anymore and is Aikas boyfriend. That also means I have to be the one to save Asia because Rias initially refuses. *Sigh* Lifes got... a lot more busier.
Harus door burst open with Rias appearing.
Rias: THERE YOU ARE! You know it's really hard to find you with that ring on! Let's go to class together.
Haru: {Ah yes. I had a class to teach. And that reminds me of another problem. *Sigh* So many issues now.}
Rias: Haru are you ok?
Haru: Hug.
Rias immediately hugged Haru tight. He meant to say "huh?" But it came out as hug when he was thinking deeply. Haru looked down as Rias was hugging Haru tight. Smiling while hugging it.
Haru: {Though... I guess it won't be so bad.} Yes I'm ok Rias. You can stop hugging me now.
Rias: Are you sure? {This is the first time he actually wanted to hug me ever since I started to try and seduce him! I was going to take a softer approach but it's working! Just a little bit more and he will love me!}
Haru: I'm sure. I have to teach your class and I'm running very late.
Rias: Let's go then!
Rias held his hand as she dragged Haru to his class. Maybe having a harem... wouldn't be so bad. Should he just accept it?
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Lucky Reincarnation (DxD)
FanfictionAfter being abandoned by his parents Haru decided to set a goal to become the best. Reaching the peak both physically, academically and socially. However, he wanted to go even further. Having a rude meeting with god and getting reincarnated like he...
