RoKo: Ahhhh~.
RoKo said, completely unaware of the wrath about to rain down on him. Sipping at his tea as he sat down at his table. Earphones in as he was listening to music. Bopping his head, blissfully unaware.
RoKo: I needed this. Nice tea, soothing piano music. Perfect.
RoKo said as his body was fluid, morphing through different forms while drinking his green tea. Completely unaware of the people behind him.
Haru: You know what, I don't even feel like killing him now. He's the whole reason I'm like this so I'm pretty content.
Hel: If Haru doesn't want to hurt him, I won't.
Kenji: Guess its just me.
Kenji kicked RoKo in the back as he went flying into the wall. Spilling his tea all over him as he shifts forms into a small girl with golden blond hair. Looking up at Kenji.
RoKo: B-BOSS! Wait... HARU?!
Kenji stepped on RoKos face and pushed it into the floor. Applying pressure just enough to feel pain, but not crush it.
Kenji: Using the form of a small girl wont make me hurt you any less for what you have done.
Haru: I think it's more fitting that he looks like Cid from Eminence in Shadow.
Kenji: You heard him. Change.
Quickly RoKo changed into Cid, his head still crushed against the floor as Kenji wasn't letting up. But RoKo couldn't fight back. He was a god but was made by Kenji to have a primal fear for him so he didn't rebel.
Kenji: Let me ask you, what do you think you did wrong?
RoKo: I experimented on someone for fun! I reincarnated him with his memories! I gave him a system! I tried to kill him! I used the souls of real people to make my Unholy Angels! I secretly altered people's fates for fun! Sometimes I go against the systems made by you just to see what happens! I don't know! I'm sorry!
RoKo tried to say all the bad thing she believed he had done in his life. Trying to find a mercy from Kenji, his creator. But an idea popped into Kenji's head. Looking at Haru, then looking down at RoKo.
Kenji: {I'd have to patch the way Haru turned into a GOD. But could it work?}
Magnolia: {I see no reason why it wouldn't. It would also make it easier to keep up your end of Featherines deal.}
Kenji smiled as he crushed Roko's skull into paint. Walking back over to Haru and looking at him up and down as RoKos head reformed.
Kenji: Would you call yourself the MC of your world?
Haru: Hmmmmm. I do have the largest Territory in the underworld after taking over the Bael clan. I'm also the most powerful. So I guess so.
Kenji: Has your life been... exciting, erotic and has it had fights?
Haru: Yes? What are you getting at?
Kenji: Great!
A book appeared in Kenji's hand as he flipped through it. Words like "kinky", "cool", and "nice" came out of Kenji's mouth as he read through it fast.
Kenji: Perfect!
Haru: What?
Kenji: Have a read of this while I talk to Roko.
Kenji threw the book at Haru as he opened it. The title of the book called "Lucky Reincarnation." Hel looked over Haru's shoulder as she read it. With Kenji walking to RoKo. Crouching down.
Kenji: Because you've made my life easier, I won't punish you. However, you will continue to alter people's lives, however, in ways that aren't directly detrimental to their lives. Only creating a variation in different universes to create new ones. Am I clear?
RoKo: CRYSTAL!
Kenji: Thats g...
Haru: YOU ARE NOT WRITING ABOUT ME AND MY WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS SEX LIVES!
Haru shouted as Hel blushed. Looking at Haru with a smile not knowing he was as experimental as he was.
Kenji: Why not?
Haru: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE KNOWING WHAT I DO IN BED WITH THEM!
Kenji smiled as he walked up to Haru and took the book out of his hands. Making it disappear.
Kenji: Well... too late. That's for taking my daughter away from me.
Haru: You... *Sigh* Just keep it out of my universe. I couldn't give a crap what happens outside it unless it affects my one.
Kenji shrugged his shoulders. That was a fair request. Haru didn't have to help him fight Goku to have fun or keep evil variants of SCPs or multidimensional threats in place. He didn't have to help fight boundless...
Haru: Ok! I understand. It sounds fun and I'll help. But don't write scenes of your own daughter.
Hel: DAD Y...
Kenji: Please don't paint me in such a creepy light. Go back home and I'll end it in one more chapter. Hel, you're my daughter. You're beautiful like your mother, but I'm exclusively only interested in your mother, Selane and Magnolia.
Awwwwwww. Thank you, Kenji.
Kenji: Now go back home. You shouldn't be surprised, but as someone who has created beyond boundless entities and is the creator of everything I'm busy.
Hel looked at Kenji suspiciously as he knew he always used clones to do his work and just lazed about at home with her mother. But she wouldn't complain. She was kicked out of home a long time ago, so she was going to be going with Haru.
Hel: Bye Dad!
Hel grabbed Haru, practically pulling him off the floor as they disappeared.
Kenji: DON'T CORRUPT MY DAUGHTER YOU PERVERT!
You're one to talk.
Kenji: You... *Sigh* Damn it.
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Lucky Reincarnation (DxD)
FanfictionAfter being abandoned by his parents Haru decided to set a goal to become the best. Reaching the peak both physically, academically and socially. However, he wanted to go even further. Having a rude meeting with god and getting reincarnated like he...
