171. That awkward moment when someone asks “what’s wrong” and they’re the problem.
172. I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
173. ” I just launched a new fragrance!” – a great way to announce a fart.
174. A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets…you don’t know where to put your hands.
175. Firetrucks & Ambulances would be much more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song “Move Bitch” by Ludacris.
176. One of my favorite hobbies before Facebook was having a life.
177. Dear ear buds, Please refraining from having wild sex in my pocket and getting tangled Thnx
178. Don’t you love it when your Phone is about to fall, and your earphones save it’s life?
179. Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
180. Went for a mile run yesterday. Stupid ice cream man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
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