871. My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
872. B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not flipping bingo.
873. You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch.
874. I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold like why you gotta play me like that.
875. Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
876. I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible...
877. I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it's a bad habit.
878. U, R, 2, 6, C, I, 1, 2, 4, Q.
879. Spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | Patrick: / ( • )( • ) \ Squidward: ( (•)(•) ) Plankton: | (•) | Mr. Krabs: |•||•|
880. Usain Bolt should be a unlockable character on Temple Run.
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