91. I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
92. Weird how people are so quick to say they’d die for you but so slow to make breakfast.
93. Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
94. Whenever I say “I don’t mean that in a bad way”, I usually do.
95. If any of you heard a loud, painful scream followed by hysterical weeping, don’t worry about it…That was just me at the gas pump filling up my car.
96. Unsure if I’m a good cook, or I’ll just eat anything.
97. At work, when you don’t know what to do, just walk fast and look worried.
98. I was really thinking about making my T.V. non-smoking, because those commercials are getting so damn depressing.
99. If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
100. The most annoying are those people in great shape at the gym…. I’m like, “What are you doing here? You’re done.”
Vote and comment for your favorite Hilarious Facebook Status!!
YOU ARE READING
Hilarious Facebook Statuses :)
ComédieInspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedi...
