851. Pandora really needs a replay button.
852. Guys be 21, Looking 18, Acting 14. Girls be 14, Looking 18, Acting 21.
853. Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
854. You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You're a slut :)
855. Plan A: Marry hot girl Plan B: Marry average girl that can cook Plan C: Ramen Noodles
856. Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
857. The extreme irony of Life: Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
858. If my best friend hates you then guess what? I hate you too ya nasty little whore.
859. Scorpions are nature's way of saying "Screw you, I'm going to combine Lobsters, Spiders, Wasps, and Nightmares."
860. We are an very special race of people, in that we will go to great lengths to drink filtered water but add tap water ice to it.
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