41. My number one rule to live by is: Don’t die.
42. Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery!
43. Guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap. Psychiatrist says,” Sir, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
44. There are three types of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can’t.
45. I couldn’t stand to see you hurt. I would have to sit down, then I could really enjoy the show.
46. Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
47. If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
48. Note to self: You know that last shot you took that made you gag a little bit? Yeah, You probably should have stopped before that.
49. The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.
50.Have you ever thought a inanimate object was staring at you or am I just weird like that?
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