601. Never underestimate the seductive power of correct grammar.
602. Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
603. "Trust me, you can dance." -Vodka
604. Women hate liars unless the lies are about how you can lose 10lbs in 3 days.
605. And yet, despite the headphones on my head, you're still talking.
606. Admit it, you've answered Dora at least once in your life.
607. When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?
608. Put my vitamins in Pez dispensers for convenience
609. It's stupid how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
610. I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.
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