Golden Stars / Scarlett Johansson

What u think?

Alright, my lovely chaos gremlins, listen up! I have a very serious question for you—one that could possibly alter the course of humanity. Or at least my weekend plans. Who here would be interested in a one-shot book? Yes, that's right, a wild, spicy, and (sometimes) emotionally unstable short story collection. You know, the kind you can read in one sitting while eating pizza and pretending your life isn't falling apart

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Picture this:

Scarlett Johansson (the Queen of Everything) trying to flirt with a barista but accidentally spilling coffee everywhere instead, and boom—cue the most awkward, hot, and steamy kiss over a broken espresso machine. 😏 Horny meter: activated.

Or how about

Elizabeth Olsen trapped in an elevator with her PR team, trying to escape without answering another "Who's your favorite Avenger?" question—spoiler alert: they all hate her.

Maybe Charlize Theron in a high-stakes game of Truth or Dare, only to end up kissing her rival in front of the entire world. That's right, ladies kissing ladies, because why not spice it up a little more? 🌶

Or we could go full emo with Billie Eilish crying in the rain after a heartbreak, except it's raining sarcasm and nobody's actually sad, because we're all dead inside anyway.

Oh, you want arrogance?

No problem. Scarlett Johansson's number one in that department, strutting into a room like she invented oxygen and letting someone dare to challenge her to a kissing contest. Spoiler: she wins, and it's hot.

So what do you say? Want to see these celebs in some ridiculous, spicy, or tragically funny situations? Let me know, or I'll assume you're too busy swiping through Tinder. Either way, I'm writing it. Stay weird.

Alright, Gremlins, Let's throw in some extra jokes.

Imagine Scarlett Johansson, the woman who could make even a sneeze look sexy—trying to seduce someone with her best pickup line... except she's absolutely terrible at it. Like, she leans in and whispers, "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you." Cricket, But hey, doesn't matter, because she's Scarlett Johansson and obviously they kiss anyway. Because duh.

Or picture Elizabeth Olsen, minding her own business, when she gets forced into a game of Spin the Bottle at some Hollywood afterparty. The bottle lands on her, and she's like, "Well, guess I'm kissing Y/N tonight—again. Third time this week." (Wink wink). What? You think celebs don't have wild kiss-a-thons? Please. Hollywood's just high school with more Botox.

Then there's Charlize Theron. You know that look she gives, the one that says, "I could destroy your soul with one eyebrow raise?" Yeah, now imagine her using that deadly charm to win a kissing contest. But it's not just any contest—she's facing off against herself. Two Charlizes, one mirror, and trust me, nobody survives that heat. 🔥

And don't think I forgot about Billie Eilish. She's over here, pretending to be all mysterious and brooding, only to slip on a banana peel while trying to be "cool." Cue the slow-motion fall... directly into someone's lips. Accidental kiss? Yes. Would Billie cringe so hard she'd want to dissolve into the floor? Absolutely. But we love her for it.

Want awkward? Sure. How about a super dramatic one where Scarlett almost kisses someone, but they trip, fall, and break the moment. Now they're sitting there, awkward as hell, like, "Well... this is tragic." And Scarlett's like, "I was just trying to have my movie moment, but okay."

Or let's get really awkward—Aubrey Plaza in a "Kiss or Tell" situation with Y/N. She leans in super close and whispers, "Wanna kiss and then pretend like it never happened? It'll be our little secret. Or, I don't know, we could both act like we didn't care and laugh about it for the next 50 years." Then Y/N, being the lowkey queen of cool, probably shrugs and says, "Bet." And now they've kissed, but neither of them will ever talk about it again. Iconic.

So, are we doing this? One-shots full of spicy kisses, awkward falls, and more sexual tension than a rom-com marathon? Let me know. Or don't. I'll just sit here pretending you're all too shy to admit how much you want it. Stay spicy and weird. 🌶